Found among the papers of our AWOL dragon poet.
From the big Lonely Mountain, up to the North Pole,
That warm Christmas spirit is stirring my soul.
While fair maidens come flocking
To peek in their stockings.
All Yijits will get is black coal.
Santa wants to know it's okay.
That we run interference for his sleigh.
So gladly we'll serve
If you've got the nerve
To ride and hold tight all the way.
We'll cover all lands and stratifications,
And provide all the nymphos with gratification.
And much, to my fear,
I've discovered here
Not much doth do rhyme with stratification.
The mean knights we will not go bating,
Nor enemies will we be berating.
And upon this long flight
On Christmas Eve night
Beneath the mistletoe we must find you waiting.
I hope next year finds you quite fine, if not better.
And next spring in the tire swing, we'll be warmer and wetter.
But I really must go,
For if you must know.
I'm just about all out of letters.
2007-12-10 02:05:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Brilliant....I know I, for one, have fond memories of the days when dragon poetry was a regular thing around here.
2007-12-10 02:10:05 · answer #1 · answered by hello world 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I am all teared up looking at the best gift a friend could give. I am clipping this to print and display. Much love to all and to all a great Christmas.
2007-12-10 14:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've not heard of the dragon poet...but very well written!! Tire swings huh?
2007-12-10 10:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Exceptional!! Bravo!! Greetings, dear and trusting Friend!!
2007-12-10 12:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by Nunya Bidniss 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nahh it feels more like a lynch mood in the air to me.
2007-12-10 10:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're really gifted dude, I just wanted to say it. If you've more, write it here
2007-12-10 14:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by qzmaster591 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do! that was awesome! as usual. i do miss the dragon poet!
2007-12-10 10:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Niffer 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
William my friend.... that was beautiful! Thank you! Dragon poetry has been sooo missed.
2007-12-10 10:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
You're a Rockstar...sorta.
2007-12-10 10:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just the thing to get me to smile. I remember one about me.
2007-12-10 10:16:50 · answer #10 · answered by Raistlin 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋