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Marriage is like a bed of roses, watch out for the thorns. Lol

I am single just thought I would add a bit of humour.

2007-12-09 22:45:27 · 15 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

well....yup!
Before marriage, u wear the engagement ring. After marriage, u wear the suffer-ring.

2007-12-09 22:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by Caesar 2 · 1 0

It's more like having the rug pulled out from under you while being stabbed in the back.

2007-12-10 06:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by Sheriff of Yahoo! 7 · 0 0

yes its a bed roses full of thorms and you could also add to that i never promised you a rose garden my dear....

2007-12-10 07:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by impissedoff 3 · 0 0

there are 5 stages of marriage sex
1 smurf sex> you screw till your blue in the face
2 kitchen sex> you screw in any room in the house
3 bedroom sex> its a routine and you screw in bed on an occasional night
4 hallway sex> you meet in the hallway and say *uck you
5 courtroom sex> you meet in court and wife screws you in front of 20 strangers

2007-12-10 06:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by chris m 4 · 1 0

yes it is, but it could also be like being a mother to another child, as soon as that ring went on my finger i became his mum!

2007-12-10 06:50:43 · answer #5 · answered by Ottilie 5 · 0 0

yes
it is like a bed of roses
like me
I am like a rose
hint by my childhood pic
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqsLy6mmtp3VrLZaXhaDDrDsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071210004456AASOKuD

2007-12-10 07:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by DareDevil Virgin 5 · 0 0

Yeah!

2007-12-10 06:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha ! When you are married darling, you are searching very "deeply" for the "humor" part !!

2007-12-10 06:48:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

WOW! That’s terrific Sweetie! I am sure that's how it should be!!!

2007-12-10 06:51:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahaha good one and I am married.

2007-12-10 06:49:52 · answer #10 · answered by .... 6 · 0 0

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