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There was a dalek in my bedroom, and the lights were off! Wouldn't you scream if there were a dalek in YOUR bedroom? Oh, wait, whenever you're in your bedroom, there's always a dalek in your bedroom!

AIIIEEEEE!!!!

2007-12-10 13:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

How can you change the story of snow white and the seven dwarfs into molesters and perverts. Snow white will never be the same for me. As a matter of fact...I think I saw her at the street corner a few days ago and one of the dwarfs was b*tch smacking her to get back to work. How can I not have nightmares. You are so cruel.

2007-12-10 08:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by imahlah 6 · 0 0

I didn't think that violating someones space came with a story and tucking in.

2007-12-10 15:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Pompey and The Red Devils! 5 · 0 0

Because I didn't get my bedtime snack, you forgot to turn on my night light, I need to go to the bathroom, you closed the door, I had a bad dream (Hmmm, what other reasons have I heard from my kids?)

2007-12-10 01:09:12 · answer #4 · answered by Bonnie L 5 · 1 0

Because I discovered that Michael Jackson was under the covers with me.

2007-12-10 01:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1 0

You read me a horror story!
How did you expect me to react?

2007-12-10 01:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by Mimza 3 · 1 0

Because someone supended Buk.

2007-12-10 01:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by Max A 7 · 3 0

You forgot to check under the bed!!!


Professor

2007-12-10 01:06:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You forgot to warm your "plunger" before you got in beside me.

2007-12-10 07:03:43 · answer #9 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1 0

right before you left the room you farted and it smelled like eggs a bit

2007-12-10 01:09:57 · answer #10 · answered by wateva 2 · 1 0

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