My Brother Buk ate WAAAAAAAY too many bar-b-q'd cocktail weiners.
About 20 minutes later, they hit.
He looked at me with a crooked, evil smile and said "This is going to be a great night."
All I could say was "Please, no? What is it that you want? I'll do anything!"
It was about 10 below zero outside and our house wasn't very big.
The first fart was typical; I vomited up my dinner and only had to splash a small amount of cold water on my face to revive.
But an hour later, after the 50th fart or so, I had no hair left on my head and was breathing from a straw through a crack in the window, with most of the skin on my nose and face burned raw.
NOW would you forgive him??
2007-12-09 14:35:21 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I find it hard to believe that a man of Mr. Buk's high standards and morals would pass gas in public.
2007-12-09 14:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by Ssshhhh Im becoming aroused™ 3 · 10⤊ 0⤋
That's a good story Sister Buk! I think if I were you, I would have braved the cold anyway. It's a good thing you didn't light any matches. The whole house would have gone up!
2007-12-09 17:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by Paulus 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Aww, I feel like I'm apart of the Buk family!
Keep the stories coming.
2007-12-09 23:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Christmas is the season of forgiveness, and let me be the first to forgive you for that little amount of vomit that came up into my mouth first thing in the morning
so much for my bowl of oatmeal
2007-12-10 01:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by Mh 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to demand he cork it during family functions. That way if he starts with the gas it will come up through his mouth as a burp. He will have to taste it twice! Thats justice I think...If you need a little help with the cork, well your on your own there...
2007-12-09 23:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by Leepal 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh, he said that was you, lol. I said he should forgive you, so I guess you should forgive him. I would forgive anybody that happened to, but I would have spent the night in a different room than the person.
2007-12-09 15:34:37 · answer #6 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Sister Buk, you have no idea what your story just did for me. thanks.
as for Buk, i'd get even. (after all this time, he'll never expect it)
maybe give him some more of those weiners and be waiting with a blow torch?
2007-12-09 22:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Next time he does it, have a cigarette lighter in readiness and ignite his "emission" then he'll have NO CHOICE but to go pantless in order to cool off his sorry butt. Let's hope it's a snowy Christmas, and he'll get icicles where his you-know-whaticles should be!
2007-12-09 23:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Who wouldn't forgive the ol Bukster... stinky as he might be... he is family. And revenge is sweet!
Just pay him back this year. I can give you my secret recipe for super sonic ham and beans and then you can run him out of the place this Christmas!
2007-12-09 14:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jenblossom 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I refuse to believe that Buk would do anything so vulgar. You should be ashamed of yourself for telling tales like this.....poor Buk.
2007-12-10 01:01:57 · answer #10 · answered by Kita 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋