how do i get him to settle down? if he doesnt crow in the morning ill be late for work
wrong category i know ;-)
2007-12-09 13:52:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Do you want me to come over, see if i can help? I have a lot of experience with c o c k's and haven't found one yet that i cannot sort out. You have to take a firm hand to it Tony, and I'm the girl for the job.
xx
2007-12-09 22:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once they start twitching that is the end I'm afraid they completely take over your life and you will never be able to think anything without taking him into consideration again!! Chop his head off and invest in an alarm clock. Its the only way forward for you!!
2007-12-09 22:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by Dark Fairy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get a new one, and have him for sunday lunch (bet hes not twitchy when he comes out of the oven.mmmmmmm i can smell him now,crispy skin.mmmmm
2007-12-10 01:47:14 · answer #3 · answered by fozz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw a Hen party
2007-12-09 21:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by Tango 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He's probably just bored. Why don't you play with him for a little while.
2007-12-10 04:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U need a corkscrew, for sure.
2007-12-10 07:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by JJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a foul attempt at humour! Good work...
2007-12-09 21:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
doesnt matter bout the wrong catagory....lol.....
bring your c o c k here and ill tame him......
2007-12-10 06:26:30 · answer #8 · answered by mmmmyeah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stroke it back to sleep.
2007-12-10 00:35:59 · answer #9 · answered by Jack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need help
2007-12-10 12:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by Fresita Rosita 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋