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It must have been bribery!

This is a true story: I went to the Pet Store today to purchase my Critter Litter. It was 2 bags of litter, each bag weighs 40 pounds. I also purchased 3 cases of Cat Food (about 6 dozen cans), along with other various items.

Santa was in the store taking photos with customer's pets. He got up, grabbed my shopping cart and accompanied me to the parking lot. Once at my car, he unloaded all the items. It's the first time in my Life that SANTA was MY HELPER. I gave him a dollar bill and told him to get a cup of Java. He smiled and said he was glad to get a break from his duties. We both laughed.

2007-12-09 12:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Bribery. You have NO idea how good I am when it comes to bribing people ; )

2007-12-09 12:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by Jelyol 6 · 0 0

bribery , cookies r awesome bribes

2007-12-09 12:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0 0

definately blackmail.....he is not all what people think he is....especially in the off season

2007-12-09 12:21:48 · answer #4 · answered by 1 UnIqUe InDiViDuAl 5 · 0 0

i hate to be the one to break it to you but the fat man in the red suit isnt real.

2007-12-09 12:21:41 · answer #5 · answered by jujubeee 4 · 0 0

yes

2007-12-09 12:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by portlandia 3 · 0 0

blackmail (i have the pictures to prove it...)

2007-12-09 12:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, I just spike his cookies and milk. =)

2007-12-09 12:42:06 · answer #8 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0 0

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