2007-12-09 12:16:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I'd ask him if he was moving in, or just traveling through.
2007-12-09 12:42:05 · answer #1 · answered by peachyone 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it was a real gnome, I would invite him in and offer him my best hospitality. The "little people" are of the kind that you don't want to piss off. If it was a gnome statue, I would put it in my garden and consider my home blessed.
2007-12-09 12:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by romer151 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Call Travelocity and ask them to come pick him up. He Obviously went on a bender and wound up on my porch.
2007-12-09 12:36:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boot the little git off my porch, I don't want them making a mess.
2007-12-10 23:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by Kaiva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would hope he was the travelocity travel gnome come to take me somewhere cool
2007-12-09 12:28:37 · answer #5 · answered by islington9 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd call Mrs. Weesley and ask how she gets rid of those pesky ones that were in her garden. Oh wait, didn't they just catch them, whirl them around and then toss them out of the yard?
2007-12-10 06:47:03 · answer #6 · answered by lilith663 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably shut the door & try reopening it to see if he was still there.If he was I'd be calling Travelocity too.Maybe he was there to take me away to some wonderful exotic location because they never roam alone.LOL!!!!
2007-12-09 12:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by Sadie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would call my high school up and ask if our mascot, Gnomeo, had inexplicably disappeared. If not I would check to see if it was my D&D character.
2007-12-09 13:02:11 · answer #8 · answered by Classics Major 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take a picture. Love, honey
2007-12-09 13:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him if he wanted breakfast...and thencheck myself into the "ward"...lol
2007-12-09 13:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by Honeychild 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋