A Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.
Everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can’t play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar man pays up his £50.
Another guy comes up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays like Miles Davis.
This guy pays his £50.
Then a Scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.
"Ha," the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?" The Octopus looks at him and says: "Play it? I’m going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pyjamas off..."
2007-12-09 10:26:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Ah, Susie, you always know how to put a grin on my silly Felines face, don't you? I enjoyed that! --F.
2007-12-09 10:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by felines 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny I can picture it , hate the bagpipes and never thought of them in that way but now I will.
2007-12-09 11:11:31 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
octopus
2016-05-22 09:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, that is what I call playing the bagpipes!
He is so clever!
2007-12-09 10:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is terrific. And completely new to me. My friends will love it.
2007-12-09 10:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG, this isSoooo cute, Gigggles.
2007-12-09 10:40:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE
2007-12-09 11:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by Tracer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋