2007-12-09 10:21:54 · 14 answers · asked by Funk D 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't think they get paid in cash...but they should.
Let's form an Elf Union.
Start picketing now:
Santa Unfair to Elves!!
2007-12-09 10:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by >>Phoenix<< 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nothing - just free room and board and maybe elf chicks on the side, because if you remember all the toys are free from Santa ....
2007-12-09 18:28:08 · answer #2 · answered by glennrussell 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Minimum wage. Elves Unite!!
2007-12-09 19:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I worked on the union before the mafia invaded......they got $0.57 per hour plus dental.....but here's the kicker.....they could only get 2 appointments a year and that didnt include fluoride or x-rays......suckers......thats why alot of toys break fast..(rebellions)
2007-12-09 18:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by Sam 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, at their height, I'm sure they get paid under the table.
2007-12-09 18:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by the buffster 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think they're slaves or something like that, so I think they work for free.
2007-12-09 18:27:03 · answer #6 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard that they get "minimum wage" due to an "oversight"
2007-12-09 18:26:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
About six candy canes an hour!
2007-12-09 18:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
it is a volunteer job that they enjoy and look forward to doing it every year
2007-12-09 18:25:36 · answer #9 · answered by nice3fishinggal 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
interesting question, i think Santa is a slave driver, we already know he is a pedopile "he sees you when you're sleeping''
2007-12-09 18:26:01 · answer #10 · answered by Chelsea 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋