2007-12-09 08:51:51 · 9 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would tell them that it wasn't your fault. Some monkey broke in and turned up the temperature on the oven. D@mn monkey!
2007-12-09 09:11:50 · answer #1 · answered by FlowerChild 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I would say, "I burnt the roast because I was screwing around on the computer and not paying any attention to it, now qwitcher b*t*h*n and go make yourself a bowl of cereal! We have bananas! Geeez!"
If they have any further questions or comments, grab a box of cake mix and point out the many, many ways in which you bear absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to Betty Fu*Kin Crocker!
2007-12-09 18:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I burnt the roast because I was on Y!A
2007-12-09 16:57:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would blame it on a faulty sundial and cooking indoors ..... at night.
P.S. That monkey really gets into a lot of trouble ... I think someone needs to find George .... George will know what to do.
2007-12-09 19:20:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like:
Um....I only needed 2 points to get to level 2,
I told the kids to check on it! (Lol,I'd never do that).
2007-12-09 16:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by Proud mommy of Jake & Eric 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The timer didn't go off and I was depending on it no to burn anything
2007-12-09 17:16:42 · answer #6 · answered by redd headd 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
don't tell them that, tell them you were so busy washing the floor or doing the laundry you forgot all about it, something heroic like that..
2007-12-09 18:39:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oops...sorry
2007-12-10 10:35:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm, hmmmm, well, I dunno, cuz I almost burnt my daughter's hamburger...OOOOPS!
2007-12-09 17:16:29 · answer #9 · answered by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋