you go to look at it and it splurts a glowing goo on you that causes itching then the next morning you wake up with grass growing in that area... how would you react? (Clearly this didn't happen to anyone let alone me, this is a just for fun poll to see what you would do)
2007-12-09 08:29:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
by grass growing in that area I mean the area where the goo touched you and made you itchy
2007-12-09 08:30:26 · update #1
Well, I'll tell you exactly what NOT to do. Whatever it is, don't get in the bathtub. Not only will the grassy stuff get all over you, but right before you get in the tub, your father's ghost will come back from the beyond to brow-beat you one final time
Also, if it's your cantankerous old grandfather's birthday, you tell Ms. Danvers to get her @ss in that kitchen and get him that god-d@mned cake he keeps screaming about!
2007-12-09 08:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty Showtime 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are seriously that ignorant that you think that atheists believe that? The ONLY theory I've heard that involves a meteorite causing life on earth was from Fred Hoyle, who actually wrote a book on it, called Lifecloud. His theory was that a meteorite impacted the earth, but it didn't 'make life come into existence'. Rather, the meteorite carried small microbes and this contaminated the earth. He did a sequel to this book, called Diseases from Space, in which he hypothesised that many diseases we get regularly are introduced from space. The last one is not really an idea mainstream science takes seriously. Fred Hoyle doesn't believe in evolution. He's an astrophysicist, and he's a scientist many creationists cite as not believing in evolution. But evolution is not his area of expertise. He studies space, not evolutionary biology. And he openly derides evolution. Of course what you've said is absurd -- because most atheists wouldn't believe that. Now, I live near a town called Murchison, and back in the sixties, a big meteorite fell down at Murchison, in Meteorite Street, in what's called Meteorite park. Right now, there are chunks of this meteorite at universities all over the world, and scientists are examining the meteorite and finding that it actually contained what are amino acids -- the building blocks of life. They've found evidence for over 100 amino acids, some of which are not found anywhere on earth. Amino acids are very important to life, and it could just mean that life is common in the universe and our planet just got 'infected' with microbial life, which gradually evolved into more complex life. The Murchison Meteorite shows evidence of being in contact with water before it came to earth, so whatever planet it came from may have also harbored life in some form. Microbes can survive in space, because they just become dormant -- it's too cold. So the idea that a meteorite (or many meteorites) could have contaminated planet Earth with microbes millions of years ago, which gradually evolved into some more complex beings, is quite likely. But as for a meteorite "causing" life to come into existence, that's a bit far fetched, and shows you don't really understand what's going on. There's a good chance that life is quite prevalent in the universe, as microbial life. Once you understand the mechanisms by which evolution works, it's really not that far fetched. I suggest you go and learn from a reputable source what evolution is. The ONLY thing evolution says is that an individual who lives long enough to reproduce passes on their genes. It DOES NOT involve itself at all with the creation of life. Evolution is just an observable thing that happens, and the theory of evolution in no way asserts any influence over the creation of life. Abiogenesis (the creation of life) and evolution are two completely separate ideas. When I was a christian (I'm now an atheist) I used to think that evolution was just how god did it. Now I know there are more plausible explanations for how life began, but the sheer volume of evidence for evolution cannot be ignored. YOu can misrepresent it all you like, but the fact is, it has vast amounts of evidence, and by misrepresenting it, the only thing you're making look foolish is yourself. Seriously, just do some reading on this stuff. I can't understand why anyone who believes in god couldn't imagine that god might use evolution.
2016-05-22 08:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would try to see if more goo came out to get more grass.
2007-12-09 08:34:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd pluck a bit of the grass off me and make a big fat ender
2007-12-09 08:34:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been reading Stephen King huh? Love that story.
2007-12-09 08:33:19 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Etheria ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would put on my hazmatt suit. Go out there and get a sample and send it to the university lab for analysis.
2007-12-09 08:33:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a cow and let him eat the grass off of me!!
2007-12-09 08:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by Holy Cow! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id rub some goo on my priv**s...lol
2007-12-09 08:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by Speedstar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would prolly get a weed-eater and cut it off!!! ( The grass that is!)
2007-12-09 08:33:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd take a bath in Roundup!
2007-12-09 08:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋