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Create your funny line by picking your months of birth, then your day of birth, then the color of your shirt!

Month Of Birth:

1 ---------- I swallowed
2 ---------- I destroyed
3 ---------- I chewd
4 ---------- I killed
5 ---------- I robbed
6 ---------- I demolished
7 ---------- I licked
8 ---------- I like
9 ---------- I despise
10 -------- I enjoy
11 -------- I smoked
12 -------- I poked

Day of Birth:

1------a bag of weed
2------the kool-aid man
3------a horse
4 ------a bisexual
5 ------a dog
6 ------an orange
7 ------a crackhead
8 ------a drug dealer
9 ------a easter egg
10-----a bottle of honey
11-----the trojan man
12 -----a jar of pickles
13 ----- a homeless guy
14 ----- a french fry
15 ----- a bottle of vodka
16 ----- a huge pinneapple
17 ----- a hamster
18 ----- a chipmunk
19 ----- a lemur
20 ----- a sock
21 ----- a rug
22 ----- a giraffe
23 ----- a hippo
24 ----- a green zuccini
25 ----- a pencil
26 ----- a porcupine
continued

2007-12-09 05:41:26 · 8 answers · asked by -:-vInTaGe PaSsIon-:- 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

27 ------ an ape
28 ------ a thingy of floss
29 ------ a bunch of weeds
30 ------ your grandma
31 ------ your fork

The color of your shirt:

black ------ because I like itching
grey ------- because I stink
brown ----- because my tonsil are big
blue -------- because I like mooses
purple ----- because I'm pretty
green ------ because I love myself
yellow ------ because i;m a wherewolf
orange ----- because i'm ugly
white -------- because i;m smart

2007-12-09 05:41:54 · update #1

EXAMPLE:
"I smoked an easter egg because I like mooses!"

HAVE FUN EVERYONE!

2007-12-09 05:42:59 · update #2

8 answers

mine --> I enjoy an ape because my tonsil are big O__O

my brothers --> I killed your grandma because i'm a werewolf.

2007-12-09 10:27:48 · answer #1 · answered by 5 · 0 0

I smoked a thingy of floss because I like mooses.

2007-12-09 09:20:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I demolished a homeless guy because I like itching.

2007-12-09 06:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by writer_darla 3 · 1 0

I despise the kool-aid man because I'm smart.

2007-12-09 05:46:46 · answer #4 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 1 0

I like a hamster because I like mooses?

2007-12-09 05:47:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I robbed a hippo because I love mooses.

Wow, that was Super Fun/

2007-12-09 05:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by ʎʇɐʞ 6 · 1 0

i enjoy easter egg coz i lyk mooses?

2007-12-09 05:47:29 · answer #7 · answered by *¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»*«´RHCP`»*«´¨`.*¤** 1 · 1 0

i demolished a bisexual because i stink.

2007-12-09 05:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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