This is a supposedly actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida........ and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz Style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a More intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
2007-12-09 04:52:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Well thought out, and seeing as how it was for Mac's Lounge, how could he lose?
2007-12-09 05:32:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
God loves everyone and everything.. it's a matter of strength of faith that will bring you to the realization that this is the right job for you.. and if you don't get it, that it was the wrong job for you. That in itself is God showing love for you.
2016-04-08 03:43:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Love It soooo Much, Had To print it up,
2007-12-09 10:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would make a funny co-worker where I am. Most of them barely open their mouths.
2007-12-09 05:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He seems a bit too clever to be applying to McDonalds
2007-12-09 04:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Love it, love it, another great one Susie! You always pick the best, another God Star....your going to need a bigger chest to pin all these on!
2007-12-09 05:24:23 · answer #6 · answered by slk29406 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny! Here's a star for you friend.
2007-12-09 05:17:41 · answer #7 · answered by Eve 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Might be fun to do sometime.
2007-12-09 05:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by K 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Very Good. I think I know him
2007-12-09 06:52:58 · answer #9 · answered by Livelife 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not particularly.
2007-12-09 04:54:32 · answer #10 · answered by WC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋