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My 6 year old niece was in the School Nativity play at her school playing Mary and when it came to the part where joesph knocks at the door of the Inn the Inn Keeper said who's there then up speaks my niece it's me Bloody Mary and i'm pregnant who do you think it is after that the family had the thought of disowning her (but only temporally) have you ever had a simular experence with a child if so what was it

2007-12-09 04:19:07 · 11 answers · asked by carolyn g 4 in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

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ha ha! thats brilliant.

When I was pregnant with my second baby, my 3 year old wanted to know how it got in there. I told him it was a special present from daddy and I have to keep it in my tummy.

A few days later at the play group I was sitting with the other mums and he ran up and said
'mum, did you have to put the baby up your bum to get it in your belly?' I don't think daddy will be pleased with you if you did that'

I was stunned, and went a bright shade of beetroot, then I laughed my a ss off!

2007-12-09 04:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 1 0

She's only 6 and someone probably put her up to say that. A 6 year old wouldn't even know what she was saying by that. It really isn't that big of a deal and I like her comic relief to the Nativity Story, it gets boring being told the same time every year.

The most embarrassing thing I probably made my parents, more my dad than my mom, was when I was a little kid and playing in one of my first little league games, I was up t bat and missed the first two pitches, and the last hit me in the neck and I started crying. It hurt a lot, but I should have just sucked it up; which I did towards the end and took my base. My mom went out into the field and of course what does she know about baseball and how demeaning that is for you mom to go down on the field cause you were hurt. I was just thinking it hurt a lot, but my dad must have been embarrassed as hell. It's all good though, cause I was an All Star because I became an All-Star eventually.

2007-12-09 05:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

tinkywinky's story reminded me once over 10 years ago when I was about 12 and I was at my aunt's house. My uncle and aunt had another couple that came over for a drink and a chat etc. They brought their 5 year old daughter and I had to keep her entertained and out of the adults’ way. The little girl said to me... 'you know, my mum didn't want to come over and my dad had to beg her, they were having a big argument cos she said why does she always have to go and see dad's friends', being the dutiful (and big mouthed niece) I told my aunt... once they had left of course, she just burst out laughing :)

2007-12-09 04:35:28 · answer #3 · answered by Happee 4 · 0 0

Niece, comparable age, had picked up nits in school. Her persons stored her off on a similar time as they dealt with the difficulty, then asked if she'd choose to bypass out with us for a consolatory cope with. She improve into sooooo ashamed and unhappy. All went properly, we did stacks of reassurance (No, you're actually not grimy, they only bypass on sparkling hair, all and sundry gets them...etc.etc.) till she felt so lots extra powerful. on the way residing house we stopped to save. She'd had lunch, yet nevertheless declared she improve into hungry. "i did no longer have any breakfast, you notice." "did no longer you, love?" I pronounced, my strategies on vegetables. "NO, WE have been TOO BUSY searching for NITS!" In clarion tones - the size of Sainsury's..................

2016-10-01 05:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

When my son was about three, I took him swimming and he obviously had to share the changing rooms with me. He was looking at a rather large woman next to me and said "Her a very fat lady, aren't her mummy?" I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

2007-12-09 04:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by resignedtolife 6 · 0 0

when my dad did jury service I didn't really understand, but got the impression that it was a big deal.
I told all my teachers very proudly and then got home and told my Mum, ' I told my teacher Dad went to court today'!
My mum was so horrified and cross it made a real impact on me, but it wasn't til a long time later that I understood why!

2007-12-09 05:20:21 · answer #6 · answered by emily_jane2379 5 · 0 0

my sister really wanted these shoes so my mom thought she would buy them secretly for christmas. she asked my grandmother to take my sister outside. my sister starts screaming like shes on fire and yelling she wants her mommmy. of course people are staring at her and my poor grandmother all the while my mom is trying to pay for the shoes as quickly as she could to give them to my sister so she would be quiet. my grandma quit talking to my sister for two weeks because she was so embarrassed.

2007-12-09 04:30:43 · answer #7 · answered by hotdog. 3 · 0 0

If you deal with children in any capacity it's par for the course

2007-12-09 04:30:54 · answer #8 · answered by Scouse 7 · 0 1

my son said to my ex mother inlaw.....my dad says your very old ...do you remember the dinosaurs....i cried out laughing and she diddnt speak to me for weeks embarrassing yes but so so funny

2007-12-09 04:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by tinkywinky 4 · 1 0

hiya,get this school Assembly and the kids in my daughters have to stand up in front of all the other kids,parents etc,and say 2 things their mummy likes to do.it gets to my kid and she goes"my mummy likes smoking and drinking vodka"..............holy mother of god can you imagine??????????

2007-12-09 21:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by karen. 4 · 0 0

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