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I keep getting this spam email telling me about this nursing school. I think maybe it's trying to tell me something because I get it at least twice a day for a few days. Do you think that I should drop what I'm doing and become a nurse?

2007-12-09 01:50:39 · 29 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Again, for the humor impaired. NO I AM NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUS!

I just thought I'd put something interesting in P&S but I see a few of us have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed!

2007-12-09 02:02:01 · update #1

Lady Mami.....a bigger dinky!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

2007-12-09 02:22:26 · update #2

29 answers

I get spam insisting that I need a bigger dinky and that I'll be able to satisfy the ladies better.
I was born with a hoo hoo!!! WTF???

2007-12-09 02:17:24 · answer #1 · answered by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 · 5 0

If I listened to all the spam I got I would: Win the lottery on a daily basis, have a bigger haha (and I don't even OWN a haha), be the proud owner of count 'em 2,689 Rolex watches, be smarter, prettier and drive a better car than my neighbors, AND be the best cook that ever lived! Hey....that all sounds pretty good!(Except for the haha) WHY am I deleting them again?

2007-12-09 18:47:01 · answer #2 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 1 0

Well if i thought the same way id be a "porn" star by now or enrolled in some "business" school or an internet tycoon or something!! I get those occasionally too!! But if you think you would enjoy being a nurse and will be good at it then GO for it!

2007-12-09 09:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sure, why not, If you will the British lottery enough times you can afford the nursing school. heck i'm going to use my microsoft drawing prize to get that pinus stuff i can use another 9 inches, If it's too long i can always tie a knot it. Don't tell anyone but this lawyer from holland is going to split 375 million dollars with me, how about that.

2007-12-09 11:40:44 · answer #4 · answered by redd headd 7 · 2 0

Oh sure Flo! You are definately in the position to drop what you are DOING and take up nursing. I can just see you now, racing from class to class, kids in tow, friends chasing you down.... (giggling at THAT picture)!! Hell, after becomming a nurse, why not check our Penil Emplants? (Now laughing too hard to type). Girl, don't you think you have enough going on! Hugs, Joy

Let's take belly-dancing instead!

2007-12-09 12:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by jjoy4444 6 · 2 0

I agree with Robin. You should only go to nursing school only if you truly want to be a nurse. Trust me, I'm in nursing school now, and it gets really stressful at times. Plus, you don't want to be in that field, if you truly don't like to help people.

As for listening to Spam, if you're treating it like "it's the answer to my life"... then honey, I would've needed to get an "enlargement of my penis" or buy some "viagra pills" or become an "undercover shopper".

Best of luck with your decision.

2007-12-09 09:56:40 · answer #6 · answered by Yen 2 · 1 0

I would not base my life decisions on spam email. However if you feel like you want to be a nurse, then go for it.

2007-12-09 09:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by Scooter_The_Squirrels_Wifey 6 · 1 0

Do you WANT to be a nurse? If so, don't drop what you're doing, but start taking some nursing classes and see if it's something you'r ereally interested in.

2007-12-09 09:52:59 · answer #8 · answered by I love my baby boy! 5 · 1 0

I've got 2,342,456 Canadian Pharmacies that say they have received my prescription with a reference number to verify. I'm in the process of buying from about 55 of them, spend 18 hours per day answering them.

2007-12-09 11:30:30 · answer #9 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 1 0

Yes, I just $8 million from Nigeria because I answered their spam. Good luck!

2007-12-09 10:03:48 · answer #10 · answered by URAHillbillyskank 1 · 1 0

Only f you are either (a) actually interested in becoming a nurse, in which case the spam's irrelevant; or (b) so colossally stupid that you would base a life decision on SPAM you received.

2007-12-09 09:53:25 · answer #11 · answered by poorcocoboiboi 6 · 1 2

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