Gennaro is in this country for only 6 months.
He walks to work 20 blocks every day
and passes a shoe store.
Each day he stops and looks in the window
to admire the Boccelli leather shoes.
He wants those shoes so much...
it's all he can think about.
After about 2 months he saves the price
of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.
Every Friday night the Italian community
holds a dance in the church basement.
Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear
his new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time.
He asks Sophia to dance and
as they dance he asks her,
"Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"
Startled, Sophia replies,
"Yes, Gennaro, I do wear red panties tonight,
but how do you know?"
Gennaro answers,
"I see the reflection in my new
$300 Boccelli leather shoes.
How do you like them?"
Next he asks Rosa to dance,
and after a few minutes he asks,
"Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"
Rosa answers,
"Yes, Gennaro, I do,
but how do you know that?"
He replies,
"I see the reflection in my new
$300 Boccelli leather shoes.
How do you like them?"
Now as the evening is almost over
and the last song is being played,
Gennaro asks Carmela to dance.
Midway through the dance his face
turns red.
He states, "Carmela, be stilla my heart,
please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight,
please, please, tella me this is true!"
Carmela smiles coyly and answers,
"Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties tonight."
Gennaro gasps,
"Thanka God ..
I thought I had a CRACK in my
$300 Boccelli leather shoes!"
2007-12-09 01:07:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Just darling, thanks Fisherman, and another star for your broad Texan chest
And I never wear shoes unless I leave the house.
2007-12-09 05:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I'm in the height of retiree fashion, wearing two mismatched socks and flip flops. Watch that adding an a, i.e.thanka, there may be an Italian-American grandmother out there who will think you're being rude.
2007-12-09 02:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by lpaganus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this another Shoes of the Fisherman joke? Here's another star anyway. You deserve a break today.
2007-12-09 01:19:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, you got me on this one...!! Had no idea that would be the ending....LOL
P.S. Italian women must have a real sense of humor! Can you imagine an American woman taking that so lightly and not smackin' him up against his head? LOL
2007-12-09 03:52:24 · answer #4 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wearing scared leather boots... I finally found a cow that had shoes on! Did you know snakes don't wear shoes either!
2007-12-09 03:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never wear any either, shoes that is. Unless I'm going out.
2007-12-09 09:07:17 · answer #6 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the moment I'm not wearing any, shoes that is.
2007-12-09 04:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I totally wasn't expecting this when I started reading. (It is in the topic of Senior Citizens, you know.) But I found it so hilarious I had to read it out loud to my boyfriend so we could laugh together! Thanks!
2007-12-09 01:17:31 · answer #8 · answered by Sport 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy humor in the morning!!
2007-12-09 02:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by EM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is very naughty and for that I will have to take you over my knee.
2007-12-09 01:20:12 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋