2007-12-09 00:02:47 · 19 answers · asked by Not just a pretty face 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
your spouse is banging on the door asking if you're dead in there
2007-12-09 00:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by joe diddley 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Top 10 ways to tell you've been in the tub too long:
10) Your wrinkles have wrinkles
9) Your electric gets cut off for non-payment
8) You get fired from your job for no call/no show
7) The tub is dry because the water leaked down the drain
6) You're sitting in three-day-old feces
5) You have plants growing from the dirty bathtub ring
4) You get in after your Thanksgiving dinner then hear "16 more shopping days 'til Christmas"
3) Police enter your home because your mailbox hasn't been empty for a month
2) You cat refuses to acknowledge you
And the number one way you would know you've been in the bathtub too long if you're old:
1) You get in during Bush's term and get out after Hillary gets sworn in!
2007-12-09 01:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a farting alarm every time I have to do something I fart so I would know if I've been in the bathtub too long:D
2007-12-09 22:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by sexyguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you got a more serious problem than worrying about how long you are in a bathtub.
2007-12-09 00:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
when the skin starts sliding off.....?
ewww i know thats gross but so is the thought of an old person soakin in a bathtub!
2007-12-09 00:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by knowitall 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to notice your palms if they're already turning into an old person's skin. As if wrinkles are all over your hands.
But you can time yourself. Start timing your stay there and see if you can manage to stay there for 3 hours.
Have a nice bath and GOD BLESS!!!!!
2007-12-09 00:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mutya P 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
after 20 minutes
2007-12-09 00:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by refreshe123d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your cold bathwater is a lovely golden hue. peace
2007-12-09 01:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by Pilgrim Traveler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you wake up and your false teeth are lying at the bottom.
2007-12-09 00:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by nectarine head 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. Probably when you start to plump up! lol
2007-12-09 00:05:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋