most embarrsing thing your child has ever done?

Question

did it get you in trouble>?

Answer 1

I embarrassed the hell out of my mom when I screamed "No way f--- you" in the mall when I was four.

Apparently she tried to cover it up and say "where did you learn that?"

And I said, "you and daddy."

Answer 2

This actually happened to my wife. Our child was three years old and locked the door between the basement and the kitchen. Luckily there is a phone in the basement. She went outside and of course the back door to the house was locked. She had to call the fire department to come and break down the back door. Here she was standing outside in robe and rollers when the full size fire truck pulled up with the light and sirens going. All the neighbors came outside. Six guys got off the truck and all they wanted to do was meet this 3 year old that locked her mommy out of the house.

Answer 3

Well I don't have any children yet but Ill tell you my mothers most embarrassing story of me when I was a child lol. I was in the grocery store being a little brat while running and looking backwards at my mother while saying ha ha ha you cant catch me, when I ran smack dab into a rather large woman's butt and feel straight down on my back and just layed there like I was in shock. My mother was so embarrassed she just ran over and picked me up apologized to the woman and left the store with out getting what she needed lol.

Answer 4

have been given my hand caught in a cookie jar fell down a hollow have been given hit in the face by making use of an extremely previous/tall lady together with her procuring. pushed some little toddler down a hill, he rolled each of ways down. went up a elevator that went down, fell on my face. have been given my head caught in between stairs. all occurred while i grow to be a toddler

Answer 5

A few weeks after I had a vasectomy I attended one of my children's class functions.
I had to get in front of the class and share with them what I did for a living.
My son who was 6, yelled out in front a full class of students and parents that "my Dad just had his Balls fried!"
I couldn't hide fast enough as a roar of laughter and wrinkled up faces stared back at me.

Kids....gotta love em!

Answer 6

Saying Where is the fu**ing plane at the airport over and and over again. He was only 18 months and his Grandmas plane was late. It didn't get me in trouble, but it got my husband in trouble(with me) because I knew where he got it from. Everybody around was cracking up because he was really so darn cute they couldn't help laugh, even though I wanted to fall through the floor!!!

Answer 7

The Sunday morning my son {about 2 1/2 at the time} proudly showed the minister his new "firef**k". He was trying to say "fireTRUCK" but I nearly dropped him from the embarrassment.

Answer 8

We were in a bookstore when my girl was like 3 or 4, and she asked out loud when she saw a bald man, "why do something have hair and some people don't?"

Answer 9

My 3 year old son peed in a potplant in a shop ..... well nobody thought it was funny but me. It was a fake potplant ...with material leaves. I just walked out of the shop.

Answer 10

my little girl was only 2 and we were walking back home from the supermarket .............. "Toilet mama", she says...... o.k., i say 2 more minutes little one ............... I turn around and there she is squatting on the grass doing number 2's !! Oh No !! I nearly had a heart attack on the spot. Thankfully I had baby wipes on me and i cleaned her up, left her smelly little deposit where she'd done it on the grass and scuttled off, really quickly too !!

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