When I bought my house, it said it came with a "Dishwasher". When is he going to be here?
2007-12-08 19:19:08 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
just get a dog....maybe he will lick them clean for you LOL
2007-12-08 19:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by Heather 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The dishwasher is the big, odd looking machine next to your sink.
It doesn't self load, and it doesn't self empty, (unless you've got water pressure problems, in which case your kitchen will seem like a trap shooting range,) and it doesn't know the personal organization of your kitchen.
You can do what I did to lower the effort required; I got a dog. Every dish, pot and pan is lovingly pre-rinsed by a canine tongue before going into the dishwasher. When it, (dishwasher, not the dog,) gets full, I put in detergent and turn it on.
Oh, and for the love of all things Holy, don't make the mistake of putting handwashing detergent into a dishwasher; it takes hours to mop up all the suds.
I didn't realize that was a mistake until I went to get a beer and my kitchen looked like a night club foam party; the only things missing were people, glowsticks and techno playing at a volume that sterilizes every rat in a 300' radius. Ankle deep and rising as I rushed to shut off the machine. After the clean up, I spent the next 3 days with everyone asking why I smelled like Palmolive.
Get a dog, load it, run it, put the dishes away.
JT
2007-12-09 00:41:55 · answer #2 · answered by jettech 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the spoonwasher gets there. Because if the dish ran away with the spoon. Then the dishwasher must've run away with the spoon washer. lol
2007-12-08 19:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by Tland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess, because your dishwasher is either full of dirty dishes too or full of clean dishes. LMAO! That's what happens to me.
2007-12-08 19:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's there right now...
Run quick, Look in the mirror,
See, I told you the Dishwasher was there.
2007-12-08 19:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-12-08 19:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by Snow Child 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should get married and have children. My Dad would say, "Why should I buy a dishwasher when I already have three."
2007-12-08 19:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by Diane D. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
~~~ If "he" was supposed to come with the house~~`call the Realtor.
Why do you want a "male" dishwasher?
2007-12-08 19:23:08 · answer #8 · answered by sasha1641 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.. you sink is probably full of dishes, because you dont have a good woman to do them for ya.. :P
2007-12-08 19:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by i♥holio 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh very funny you lazy bugga...rinse them and put them in the dishwasher...its not hard even a monkey could do it
2007-12-08 19:22:52 · answer #10 · answered by wogaridginie77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they are not in the dishwasher
2007-12-08 19:21:17 · answer #11 · answered by E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋