What is the funniest joke what you have heard?
2007-12-08 18:56:40 · 9 answers · asked by Kaye B 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Q:what do u get when you cross a kangroo with an elephant?
A: earthquakes in australia
hahahaha!! lmao
2007-12-08 19:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by **beep** 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Just joking this is not the funniest one just trying to add some life to the party.
2007-12-09 03:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by Mustbe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator says "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence and then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "Okay, now what?"
2007-12-09 03:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmm........urg! my uncle told me one before and i cant remember so im just going to tell this one:
there was 3 guys and they were stranded on a island. they were all very best friends. one was really smart one was average and the other one was not the brightest in any ways. the smart guy leaned up against a wall and a geany apeared. he said he would grant them all one wish. the smart guy wished for a first class plane to come and pick him up with lobster dinner and blankets and pillows. the average guy wished for a one person row boat so he could row back home. then the dumb guy wished that his 2 best friends were back on the island with him.
2007-12-09 03:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Someone told George Bush is hot...lol
2007-12-09 02:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you told the Pillsbury dough boy to bend ova' then what would you see?
DOUGH NUTS.
2007-12-09 03:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't say it here. But the Punchline is, "Mornin' Ladies!!!"
2007-12-09 04:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by Nunya Bidniss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I was the ugliest person in the world..
2007-12-09 03:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man walks into a bar, and says..."ouch".
2007-12-09 03:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs Adorkable 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋