someone once asked me if the south pole was hot or cold
2007-12-08 18:55:53 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hey T. M how about getting that stick out of your @ss
2007-12-08 19:01:51 · update #1
my x hubby told me that Garth Brooke's stole his songs and made them famous
what a loon
my dad once told me dry gas was just like powdered milk, just add water........
2007-12-08 19:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by jennyforrich 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The classic, to me, is when someone has just been fished out of the sea or rescued from a burning building and some idiotic reporter asks "How do you feel?" . . .
2007-12-08 19:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by champer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, to be able to pin it down to one. My step dad told me once that if only we could get Darth Vadar into the White House, our country would be ok. That was the year that Ralph Nader was running I believe. They almost had to do the Heimlich on me I was choking so bad.
2007-12-08 19:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by Amy J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was asked for a bucket of steam once. I think it was supposed to be a joke, but the other guy ended up looking stupid.
2007-12-08 18:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex-wife asked me to check and make sure my 8.5 year old boy is circumcized. The irony is she was the only one there at birth, and she's washed him as much or more than I have.
I think she's slipping a gear.
2007-12-08 19:00:00 · answer #5 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some guy told me fingernails were made of hair. I told him I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.
2007-12-08 19:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by BT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone once asked me what does a light do..
Really.
2007-12-08 18:58:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister in law (white trash with a twist) told me she shared her hubby with all her friends, then after wards had him . I was so shocked did not ask if he showered before they did the do ewww I'm blind!!!!
2007-12-08 19:00:30 · answer #8 · answered by stefania_n2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was working at a Department Store and some woman wanted a television delivered to her flat.
I asked her what her address was, and she replied all threatened, "What do you want to know my address for!?!?"
Yeah, good times.
2007-12-08 19:00:04 · answer #9 · answered by Mannie मञ्जुला 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not just today someone asked me what the bible said about Muhammad !
2007-12-08 19:01:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋