If you found a cockroach ...?

Question

... in your refrigerator what would you do?

A) scream, get someone to kill it then toss out all the food
B) scream and spray Raid all over your food in an attempt to slay the insect
C) just reach in and get some something to eat, reasoning that the cold will kill it eventually and you will dispose of it later
D) grab the roach and eat it -- demonstrating to the bug that you are indeed, at the top of the foodchain

Answer 1

None of the above ... I'd lure him out of the fridge with one of my cheese muffins and while he was scarfing down on the muffin I'd blow his little head off with my 44 mag. Then take the headless roach body, dredge it in spiced flour, deep fry it and serve it to our local IRS agent.

Answer 2

I as quickly as stayed in a 5 famous individual hotel in Egypt , roaches weren't frozen interior the freezer, they have been moving around ... there's a broken window seem for it , and by that I recommend there is a few thing between the returned of the freezer and the freezer it self. is the kitchen drain open ? if definite drop some chemical compounds there. examine the community see if absolutely everyone or any new sewage lines are put in, or something of that rely, buddies reason ninety 9% of the themes. I had a rat subject, it became to be a neighbor became staking grimy boxes close to the fence between our properties and those boxes housed rats ! seem around u will discover the "reason" AND THROW THAT ICE CREAM AWAY !

Answer 3

None of the above! I would grab a napkin, smash the roach and throw it away in the toilet since it is really hard to kill and the garbage would be fun land for it!

Answer 4

E) get my fridge seals fixed for a start - if a cockroach got in what other nasties got in as well?

We once stayed in an on-site camping van and the fridge had ants in it after we put our food in it. Urgh.

Answer 5

id put it in my hands, rip a leg off then scream "climb up there now beotch" then give it a shot to try and climb but watch it fail, then throw it against the wall then put it in the blender then.......put the blender away, giving the roach a chance to create a family

Answer 6

E) Scream like a mad woman and get everyone involve in the killing.

Answer 7

here is what i would do:

scream at the top of m lungs until my neighbours came running over and i would get them to take some paper or w/e and put it outside. luckily were i live there ins't any cockroaches! i might even consider moving if that happened............

Answer 8

LOL
most definitely A

Answer 9

E) Stick it on your tongue as it looks like a frog tongue and well suited to dispose of my roach problem.

Answer 10

e) colapse
f) scream and flee the house

Most likely A - i HATE cockroaches!! Im petrified of them!!