cheer me up? I've just had the WORST night of my life so far. I just feel like crying. Can anyone cheer me up please?
2007-12-08 15:55:59 · 11 answers · asked by Juicyxo 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I'm sorry, if you want to talk about it go to my profile and e-mail me. i dont have any good jokes though if thats what u mean lol
2007-12-08 15:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man calls his house. His daughter answers the phone.
"Hey sweetie"
"Hi daddy"
"Can I talk to mommy?"
"Ummm Mommy is busy in he room with Uncle Rodger."
The man was confused.
"Sweetie, you don't have an uncle Rodger."
"Well that's what mommy calls him, and he comes over whenever you go to work."
The man had an idea.
"Sweetie. Go into mommie's room, lie and say I just pulled into the drive way. Then, come back to the phone and tell me what happens."
"okay daddy."
There was a long pause, and then the little girl picked up the phone again.
" Well, mommy and unlce Rodger got out of the bed, and mommy ran around the kitchen yelling oh crap, oh crap! And then Unlce Rodger jumped out of the window and landed in the swimming pool, and now he isn't moving."
The man said, "Wait...we don't have a swimming pool. Is this 586-0965?
The girl said, "No..."
2007-12-08 16:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by kwik_2004 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would love to cheer you up. if you want to talk just IM me and we can chat and you can feel better.
2007-12-08 15:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by fdragoneyesonme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am really sorry if there is ANYTHING i can do to cheer you up just say it
2007-12-09 02:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by girls rule 2xo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is black and white
black and white
black and white
and green?
The penguins fighting over a pickle.
Happy holidays.
2007-12-08 15:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by Steve B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least it's over and it cvan only go upward from here?
2007-12-08 15:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by Scarlett12 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happen? Tell us a little more.
2007-12-08 15:58:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would be kinda one sided wouldn't it
2007-12-08 15:59:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooookkkkkkkk.
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2007-12-08 16:01:51 · answer #9 · answered by GetDownWithThe$ickness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwww,guess wat.... i like was playing with this special cool scissor and then i cut my self by mistake and my skin loooks curvy and funny.
2007-12-08 16:08:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋