2007-12-08 14:48:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Army of Darkness.
It stars D-List actor Bruce Campbell.
You might remember him from Spider-man 3, he played the French guy that helped Peter at the restaurant with his proposal.
Anyway, Army of Darkness was so bad. Acting was bad, story was bad, I hated it so.
2007-12-08 15:52:38 · answer #1 · answered by TJ S 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There was a movie called "Driven", I think.
It had Sylvester Stallone, and Burt Reynolds.
It was a story about Indy car racers. The story made no sense. The dialogue was so lame that they would turn up the rock music soundtrack whenever 2 characters were talking alone, just so the audience couldn't hear what they were saying.
At one point, two lead characters get into a fight at a charity event. The younger one jumps into an "on-display" race car and takes off at 200 mph on the streets of Chicago. Why would an "on display" car even have any fuel? And why would the older, more experienced driver jump into another car and give chase? And why wouldn't both jokers be thrown in jail for all the wrecks they caused?
It was so bad it was laughable.
2007-12-08 23:01:02 · answer #2 · answered by chocolahoma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny Depp plays a rare book dealer, is hired by a mysterious patron who has just come into possession of one of the only three copies of The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows (a 17th century occult text said to give its owner unimaginable power). He goes throughout the movie to track down the other two copies and compare them to his, finally gets all of the right bits and pieces of the book to summon the Devil, annnnd just walks into the sunset.
The End.
It's an "eh" movie to begin with but the worst ending ever, just sealed as the worst movie ever. Johnny Depp didn't even make it work for me.
2007-12-08 22:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by figment128 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worst movie: Actually 2: Inland Empire and The Ladykillers by David Lynch and The Cohen Bros. respectively. Empire was a selfish la-la land foray into mystery from the will of a disturbed director who didn't care about his audience or want to give them any information. Ladykillers wasn't funny, The profanity was strangely offensive, the writing was not original and the acting seemed like guys in a vacuum doing what theyr'e told to do and executing it to the most extreme . I gave up on the Cohens after this and won't see No Country for old men because they blew my trust.
2007-12-08 23:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by meremortal76 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are the worst movie I have seen! lol
jk, the worst movie I ever seen is...uh...Boa Vs. Python.
I know it's from T.V. but the reason why it's lame cause these two snakes fights for one freaking time, at the ending!
2007-12-08 23:57:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Prob "The Core" with Hilary Swank the plot just made absolutley no sense and the acting was terrible! Also anything with Molly Shannon is pretty awful.
2007-12-08 22:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Planet of the Apes (remake), it was awfully boring and it was a chore to sit through, the only resaon why I've wtached it was because my best friend wanted to watch it.
2007-12-08 22:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by Fell In Love 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Zombies
it's extremely low budget and has the most awful acting i've ever seen...
2007-12-08 22:57:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The DaVinci Code. Long, boring and confusing.
2007-12-08 23:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by Gabriela Z 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The video of my birth....My mother wanted Angelina Jolie.
2007-12-08 22:59:37 · answer #10 · answered by dngrSdmn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋