Best answer goes to lamest joke(s).
2007-12-08 14:47:00 · 29 answers · asked by Brooksie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why did the chicken cross the road?
2007-12-08 14:48:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is pretty lame:
A man eating in a restaurant says "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
The waitress replies "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
2007-12-08 14:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Shoot the other person said the same thing!
2007-12-08 14:48:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the jar of mayonnaise say to the Refrigerator? Close the door! Can't you see I'm dressing!
2007-12-08 14:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by Terry L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q.What's brown and sticky?A. A stick
Q.Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?A. Because he/she had no guts!
Q.What did the apple say to the orange?A. Nothing stupid, apples don't talk!
2007-12-08 14:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Cali Girl♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar, the barman says 'why the long face'?
2007-12-08 14:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Cornel sanders deep fryer.
2007-12-08 14:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many dirty stinkin apes does it take to change a light bulb?
Three! One dirty stinkin ape to screw in the light bulb and two dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other!
2007-12-08 14:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by HAHAHAHA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road? that is the lamest joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-08 14:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by Lauren 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Want to hear a dirty joke?
The pig rolled in the mud.
2007-12-08 14:49:52 · answer #10 · answered by Ash 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋