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Ummm...look bro I hate to be the one to tell you this but...that good probing wasn't being done by aliens.

Your roommates asked me not to tell.

2007-12-08 14:41:45 · answer #1 · answered by Troasa 7 · 8 0

GENIUS! Dude you need to contact some like alien ambassadors or something. FREE PHYSICAL WORKUPS and some referals with each abduction! No more stealing in the middle of the night and all that.

2016-05-22 06:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

And by aliens, I can only assume you mean illegal Mexicans...Perhaps you should not drink so much in a SW border town bar.

2007-12-10 01:59:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

LOL, Those AREN'T aliens. *snickering* *points to the "boys" over in the corner, waitng for you to pass out* LOL

BB,
Raji the Green Witch

2007-12-08 14:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 8 0

Because they don't want you going around causing some kind of an intergalactic scandal. They know if you try to tell on them, everyone will just dismiss you because you were drunk ;-)

2007-12-08 16:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

You are more relaxed. I want those aliens to come to me!

2007-12-09 15:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by Tigger 7 · 1 0

Because either you're hallucinating or they figure that you will have no clue as to what's going on because you are all drunk.

2007-12-10 10:28:57 · answer #7 · answered by . 2 · 0 0

They are trying to steal the alcohol in your system and try to drink it themselves.

2007-12-08 14:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by HAHAHAHA 2 · 6 0

i am with jack on this one-didnt know you used the blondes mating call---lol---smile and enjoy the night

2007-12-08 14:31:34 · answer #9 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 6 0

it's not an alien...

i hate to say it.. but.. it's another man...

2007-12-08 16:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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