dear mom,
im sorry to say this, but i peed on the couch again. my boyfriend came over and we were "you know whating" on the couch, but i forgot to go potty first, and next thing u know, i lost control and peed all over the couch. pls dont be mad. i tried to clean it all up before u got home, but see, i thought i was grabbing the resolve stain remover, BUT i grabbed a bottle of ketchup out of the cupboard, and then when i went to go spray it, ketchup got everywhere, and i got so frustrated, that i said "to hell with it" and left it for u to clean up, since u are the master of cleaning!!! anyways, its been 4 hours already, and i know u wont be home until 1am, so the ketchup stain might really get tough in the fibers of the couch, but don't worry about it, because when u get home, u can come and wake me up, and i will come watch u clean the couch, so that next time this happens, i will know how to clean it right, and i wont need you to do it anymore. i promise. i love you, and dont be m
2007-12-08 14:10:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
dont be mad at all pls, even tho i
know ur gonna be tired once u get home from work, cuz of
the long day and all. but still, dont be mad. i will text your
phone now, and tell u to check ur email. oh and
pleaseeeeeeeee whatever u do, CLEAN IT TONIGHT
because i'm tired of sitting on the floor to watch tv, it
SUCKS. not only that, i sat on it twice already by force of
habit, then sat directly on the carpet after realizing my
mistake, and guess what!!!!! i got up to go get a glass of
koolaid, and when i came back, OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
there was a ketchup-pee stain on our new carpet!!!! it is so
gross!!!! so clean the carpet and couch tonight.
love u,
cookie
so what do u think? am i REALLY gonna be in THAT MUCH trouble? my boyfriend said hes PETRIFIED for me.
2007-12-08 14:14:46 · update #1
arnie it was an accident. my boyfriend does NOT join in. he thinks its cute tho when i do it lol.
2007-12-08 14:33:20 · update #2
Yea, right - I don't believe a word of this.
2007-12-08 14:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by Bette 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old are you???
That has to be the lamest thing I have ever read in my whole entire life.
How long did it take you to compose the email??? Time could have been better spent cleaning your damn mess up.
What does your boyfriend think of your problem? Or does he join in too..... A pee here, a pee there a crap in the corner what a tiddle or two amongst friends right????
NASTY
2007-12-08 22:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by arnie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I were your mom, WHy would I clean it for you? You are the one who mess up the place. If you cant clean it, I will just make you buy a new sofa.
2007-12-08 22:38:25 · answer #3 · answered by landzai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if you actually sent this to your mother just to yank her chain I can assure you that there are a few parts of your body that she will definitely YANK when she next sees you, lol!
Good Luck!
2007-12-08 22:27:36 · answer #4 · answered by dixie_n_pixie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF I WAS YOUR MOM I WOULD SAY YOU HAVE NO RESPECT! HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING AND WHAT GUY IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU. YOUR TERRIBLE AND NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP.
2007-12-08 22:16:46 · answer #5 · answered by shebae 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wouldnt have a kid that would do that
2007-12-08 22:15:11 · answer #6 · answered by bronzebabekentucky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋