What's the best insult you've ever done?

Question

It can be any time.

Answer 1

That boy has a mind like a BB rolling down a four lane highway.

Answer 2

Well, This Kid Was Annoying Everyone So I Ran Around The Crowd Of People And I Played That Game Where U Said: Duck, Duck, Duck Goose! But I Said It A Bit Different! I Said Duck, Duck, Duck, Fat CRAP! Funny Thing Was He Chased After Me And Fell.

:D

Answer 3

In this battle of brains and wits... you've come unarmed!

I said it to some moron that was being a complete ****** and insulting everyone as though he knew everything. All depends on the situation though. I always try to be nice but some people deserve to be put in their place. I said some other things but I can't really repeat but he couldn't respond.

Answer 4

one of my friends [who is painfully less intelligent, for example, he is a junior in a sophmore english class, where as I'm a sophmore in mostly all honors classes {i chose not to take the other honors courses}] and I forgot about an assignment so he called me an idiot so I called him a "f*cking flaming homo" hahahahahaha. I have nothing against gay people, it's just he's not and gets very defensive when I call him that. that was the first time I ever used that and he couldn't think of anything to say back. It was freaking pricelessly hysterical. I have no clue where the hell it came from, I jsut sorted blurted it out XDD

Answer 5

i have done like 1111111000000000000000000000000000000000000 but the first 1 come to mind is the 2 were a girl thinks shes every think but she looks like a pigs behind but she called me a pig so i go April just coz u have buggy eyes freaky teeth and an odd shape head don't make u better than ever1 else or when she says she has a boyfriend but she don't i do and i was talking bout him with my friends she buts in and goes i have a boy friend and i go does he no about that

Answer 6

Many, but one comes to mind. A fellow at work was bragging about the size of another coworkers equipment that he had noticed in the restroom. And I just had to ask in front of everyone, with raised eyebrows "All I want to know, is why you were looking at his stuff in the first place????"

Answer 7

when a so call friend was cutting me down about how I looked dressed . I told her if she didn't like my hair and the way I dress then go out and but me some new cloths and have my hair fix. then how i really got her back when I went to church and she was coming though the door I went up to her and ask her if i passed her test and did I meet up with her standards.
some people are right down rude! they don't think before they spreak.

Answer 8

Told a bill collector if she wanted me to pay the bill then her and her family needed to slide over and let me come live with her. ( I was injured and off work at the time.) I had already made arrangements with the company and she was being rude.

Answer 9

A lady was going off on me in the grocery store for some reason I don't remember. I just let her rant for a bit and then I just looked at her and said "Does somebody need a nap?" She had no reply.

Answer 10

Letting this idiot, loser Ronboy know just what and who he is on here. I had to block him because I got so under his skin that he threatened my life. I didn't block him because of the threat. I got a kick out of that. I blocked him because he's to big a p**ssy to allow me to email him back. What a weenieneck.