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I mean they laying around everywhere?

2007-12-08 10:55:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Hello, I am the Dark Prince and if you will excuse me, but I am trying to kill myself here! Go away unless you want to be deleted too.

(Tyler Durden; OK, OK! I am just untying your lady friend you can't take her as well, we all know you are you completely mad?)

2007-12-08 11:05:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

Yes, they can be sold for scrap...providing the Federal Marshals don't show up while you're making off with 12 tons of iron in a 1 ton pickup truck.. owned by The Rairoad Act , before the Transcontinental Railroads Act, no matter if the tracks haven't been used since 1896...the year that Custer should have used them as a getaway from those Indians(good Indians fighting for their homeland)!

Oh yes! They're everywhere. Including the local PDs, FBI, and, let us not forget the McDonald's clown! Don't forget the Federal Marshalls....

Ask for money from your brothers, sisters, cousins, grandparents...$5 bucks from each shouldn't be that big a thing...and that amount of money adds UP!

Do it in a legal way....we'd miss you here.....

Elysabeth Faslund...PH.com

2007-12-08 11:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by Elysabeth 7 · 3 0

I used to do that all the time. What you find on the tracks is often much the same as in the relationship for which the railroad is a metaphor: Sometimes you walk from sunup to sundown in peace, sometimes a train is heading your way and you have to go one way or the other, and sometimes you find a dog's carcass rotting in the sun. That last part actually happened. I hadn't thought about that in years... I'm not generally this pessimistic.

2016-04-08 02:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

A vast amount if you take them on a Sunday night. By Monday at 8am the railway or underground system will pay treble what they are worth.

Tyler you're an artist........we're supposed to be skint all the time.....and suffering....and living in dishevelled accomodation with drink and drug problems and an insane woman of dubious sanity/sanitry levels to tend to our needs.

People could never sympathise with us and would see us as uncommited if we were better off.

Look at the grief Damien Hirst gets for being one of Thatcher's illegitimate children.

Stop complaining, you can make a tasty soup from the mould and condensation on your windows......and besides you'd get more by stealing a train and selling that for scrap.

You could always pimp out Marla (I'm booking in first) but she may devalue after the wedding.....

2007-12-08 13:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

How much money could I get?
I will not sell your railroad tracks!

Unless the plan includes me of course, then I could get a quite a large amount of cash. I have ties in in the scrap metal business.

2007-12-08 11:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 2 0

I hope you have hired a team of laborers to yank the spikes out. Those spikes are driven in pretty deep. Oh, and another thing, if a choo-choo comes, run like hell. It could get messy. Them passenger trains are stuffed with people doncha know.

2007-12-08 11:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

put the railway tracks back hon. It's the first Friday of the month so tonights rumpy pumpy is a freebee on Ivana. Just let me put this train back and I'll change into my lost Tommy outfit for you.

2007-12-08 11:27:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

After the 11:15 from Reno goes through, we can pull up that spur line that goes through Topeka. If God had intended those folks to blow steam, he would have given them boilers...

2007-12-10 07:13:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Gonna take a hell of a lot of railway tracks to make much difference to your wad. Why don't you try burning wood instead for a change.

2007-12-08 11:05:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I have some leftover charcoal from California Wildfires!
Why don't u come borrow them?

Ha ha ha..... Moley!
Ask him if he needs a rope or the grenade before he fall *inlove* again!

2007-12-08 11:31:02 · answer #10 · answered by Freeman 5 · 3 2

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