We have these two Boston Yankees who came south 15 years ago because times were tough in Boston. They complainant and badmouth everything about Dallas, texas and the cowboys, rangers baseball. We have offered them airfare back to boston to get them out of Dodge but they have became accustomed to our milk and honey. We are devising a plan to ship them south to Mexico with the next batch of illegal aliens or strap them atop a 18 wheeler heading north on I-95. When its game day and the Pats play this knothead goes ballistic and we are certain if Tom Brady get knocked out he will stroke out. Is this the typical Boston fans we are amused at his and laugh at this buffoon but sometimes they are just annoying.
2007-12-08 10:46:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
Salty, you know what all these professional players are just mercernaries going to the highest bidder. Cowboys, Pats players would sell their soul to the devil if he flashed the most cash, so the point I am making is it dont mean nothing. This is not the War between the states slick in the final analysis its just a kids game. Five, ten years from now no one will remember Brady, Romo so spend time with your children and loved ones cause they are the one that counts.
2007-12-09 01:57:34 · update #1
mattapan: Beya, heya, thanks i will shout this slogan at this boston moran in our office and maybe it will settle him down. Incidently it does amuse me to hear youse guys pronounce " paaark thu Kaair". You can take the boy out of Boston but apparently you cannot take the Boston out of the boy.
2007-12-09 02:01:45 · update #2
Maybe you'll get rid of them when one of your Dallas teams can actually compete (let alone beat) the teams in Boston.
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2007-12-08 15:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by Kris 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, we're all like that. Consider becoming a Red Sox/Patriot/Celtic fan. This is a good year to try it out. On Sunday, when Steve Gostkowski is about to kick off, just yell at the TV "Hit it wicked hahd, Stevie." Try it a few times. If you find yourself dropping lines like "That dawg won't hunt." and replacing it with "Beya heya" the transformation is working.
2007-12-09 00:45:26 · answer #2 · answered by mattapan26 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha...
you could accept the fact they they are just better than your teams and live with it...
just like Gettysburg the New Englanders always win bro... the 20th of Maine held the hill, The Red Sox won the World Series, The Patriots are the team of the decade, and the Celtics are better than the Mavs... the faster you learn it the better... its just how it is. Accept that you are not as good as New Englanders...
you're just jealous... the Pats toyed with Dallas when they played em and we all know it b/c we all saw it.
btw... I-95 doesn't go through Dallas.
edit: they are not... no wonder you don't get along with those Bean town cats... you are delusional... read the newspaper you clown.
And its pahk the cah ... not what ever you butchered it as... and we don't say "youse" that's philly/north jersey...
but you know they only have steers and queers in texas and i don't see any horns on you buddy.
2007-12-08 19:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Unfortunately they are typical of most of us here. But we try to keep ourselves locked up safely at night. I bet they're starting to mouth off about the Celtics too. You'll never hear a word about the sh1tty hockey team the Bruins. Bring that to their attention.
2007-12-08 19:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by beakndi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At least they raised the average IQ for the State of Texas by moving there.
2007-12-09 14:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by C R 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well most yankee fans are annoying in non-home cities (like me in ann arbor, MI). die-hard fans are just like that (tho obnoxious isnt too good). i would just deal with it, cuz thats easiest, or just keep jeering with them (its fun once u get used to it :P).
sorry if doesnt help
2007-12-08 19:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by yankees_08wschamps 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds typical to me.
good luck ditching them, I doubt the Mexicans will keep them.
2007-12-08 18:50:12 · answer #7 · answered by Defunct 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its really not their fault, it has been scientifically proven that there is a hole in the ozone layer over boston, and the rays from the sun are drying up the brains of people from that area.
2007-12-08 21:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Why would you want to punish the Mexicans so bad?
2007-12-08 18:51:55 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly P 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Is there a question in there somewhere?
2007-12-08 18:50:53 · answer #10 · answered by Joe G 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋