A Scotsman stranded on a desert island comes across a woman who has washed up onto shore. The Scotsman helps the woman and welcomes her to the island.
Later on that day, the woman says, "I don't suppose you smoked before you were stranded on this island, did you?"
The Scotsman explains that he most certainly did smoke before becoming stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a cigarette from her bag, and they enjoy a smoke together.
A little later, the woman says, "I don't suppose you drank before you were stranded on this island, did you?"
The Scotsman explains that he most certainly did drink before becoming stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a flask from her bag, and they enjoy a drink together.
Some time later, the woman says, "So, you've been on this island for ten years without a woman, huh?"
"That's right," says the Scotsman.
The woman continue, "I don't suppose you'd like to play around?"
"Good God lady," exclaimed the Scotsman, "you have a set of golf clubs in that bag too?!?!'
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2007-12-08 06:33:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Aye Harley Lady and where did you think golf was invented?
2007-12-08 07:40:40 · answer #1 · answered by Franklin 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Cheers
2007-12-08 06:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny!
I have never heard that story before! Great story
2007-12-08 06:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by Nicholas Mint 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Scotsmen must be different from most Americans when asked about playing around.LOL
2007-12-08 07:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Aye - the auld yins are the best.
2007-12-08 06:43:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Bravo, Bravo, very good joke.
2007-12-08 06:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh that was so cute. I liked that. lol
2007-12-08 07:20:30 · answer #7 · answered by SapphireB 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-08 06:41:46 · answer #8 · answered by Kerry 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Now that's really funny!!!! LOL
2007-12-08 07:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Love it Susie and thanks again for another great one!
Another gold star for you too!
2007-12-08 06:47:52 · answer #10 · answered by slk29406 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋