I don't think I can lol
2007-12-08 05:09:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Weird Al - the night Santa went crazy
Kevin Bloody Wilson -Tattoo Of Santa
Kevin Bloody Wilson -Santa Got Stoned At Christmas
Kevin Bloody Wilson -Christmas Song
Kevin Bloody Wilson -Ho Ho Fukcing Ho
here is a site that has the lyrics for Kevin's songs
http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/kevin...
this is the lyrics to the christmas song
Hey Santa claus you ****!
Where's me ******* bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a ******* letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me ******* bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your ****!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you ****!
Where's me ******* pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you ******* ho ho ho
You forgot me ******* pram
(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your ******* reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells ******* lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old ******* wanker Forgot me ******* bike.
You wait you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your ******* lights out
"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
2007-12-08 05:23:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real ones about angels singing and the world being all joyous about their savior. I guess 99% of the historians were on vacation to a different world.
2007-12-08 13:12:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've listened to the Pogues since like 1988 I think. Good song to drink to.
2007-12-08 13:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pop goes the Weasle
2007-12-08 13:12:27 · answer #4 · answered by justellemJimsaidhello 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is one that says, "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer."
2007-12-08 13:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grandma got run over by a reindeer
2007-12-08 13:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by Doodles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither can I - love that song
2007-12-08 13:11:43 · answer #7 · answered by missyqaballiot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
happy holidays you bastard
by blink 182
2007-12-08 14:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you damn right...that`s pretty much the tighest christmas song ever..
2007-12-08 13:13:50 · answer #9 · answered by strummerville 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2He4We7gSHQ
2007-12-08 13:18:39 · answer #10 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋