Thanks!! =)
2007-12-08 05:05:31 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ HeNnEsSy ™ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL!!! Too funny! Thanks!
2007-12-08 05:10:14 · update #1
this is a true story
this guy where i live crashed his car into the police station and then got out and walked up to the desk and said now arrest me you d!cks
you really shouldnt do that lol
2007-12-08 05:12:28 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Don't ever say i hate cops or cops are pigs or anything like that. Try to b nice n say things like i know you did the correct thing by arresting me or i always wanted to be a cop but never was brave enough. Just do some *** kissing because its always good to have them on your side.
2007-12-08 13:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by Noname4now 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Make love to my contacts. The police may not find it as fun as we all would.
2007-12-09 15:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by casey_leftwich, part 5. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't offer the police any "professional" services. Don't show them your stash.
2007-12-08 13:09:51 · answer #4 · answered by cedykeman1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do not
*hump the legs of your cell mates
*ask for the weed that the cop who arrested you has in his top pocket.
*yell out "SOOOOOOWEEEEE OINK OINK OINK OINK"
*demand that you get some coffee and donuts, too
2007-12-08 13:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what I am in there for? Attorney's are the best thing to have, you have that legal right.
2007-12-08 13:08:40 · answer #6 · answered by orangie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should just say one thing.This one sentence will set you free.
(Dave Chappelle voice)"I plead the Fifth.HAHA,Bitches!Can't do nothin' now huh?"
2007-12-08 13:09:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't say that you have a bomb and will blow the place up. That will get you jumped pretty fast.
2007-12-08 13:11:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
one thing you should not say or do is tell them that you've ever like, done anything agenst the law such as . . .
drunk driving
smoking
getting drunk
stealing
or doin any sort of crime
2007-12-08 13:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by Heather E 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Laugh at someone and say: that reminds me of the time I killed so-and-so...
2007-12-08 13:09:17 · answer #10 · answered by Miss T 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋