Can you make up a short NEW myth for our entertainment?

Question

Get out of the brain loop and be creative.

Answer 1

The late Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother was in fact an android built by Israeli scientists in the 1970s. The Queen Mother didn't actually exist until 1973, as the British Government had previously faked her existence using a system of pulleys, two-way mirrors, leafleting, truth serum, and moon boots. Israel commissioned an android to shoot teargas out of its mouth, and this robot was bought by the UK Government and given the identity of the Queen Mother.

When the Queen Mother 'died' the robot was deactivated and put into storage. Parts were subsequently salvaged to maintain other androids such as 'Boris Johnson' and 'Ross Kemp.'

Answer 2

Once, when the Earth was rich with animal and plant life and technology did not exist, There was a race called Mystica. The Mystica were a race of half of a mystical animal and half human. (For example: A half human, half unicorn)

The Mystica were intelligent, creative and peace loving people. They believed that because of their mythical animal sides, they were part of the circle of life and respected the environment around them. They only took what they needed and allowed Mother Nature to heal before they took anything else.
They very traditional and had lived in the ways of their ancestors for many generations.

However, there was a jealous spirit called Sekomet, who was jealous and bored of the Mystica's peaceful existance. So he came up with a plan to destroy them. He created a rock from his own being and called it "Metal".
He then travelled to the outskirts of a Mystica villiage and laid in wait.

Sekomet didn't have to wait long as a young male Mystica (He was half Sea Serpent) passed by. Sekomet stepped in the young Mystica's path and spoke to him.

"Young Creature, I have watched your kind develop and grow. Today I have decided to give your kind a gift to develop and change. However, you cannot use it as a Mystica, so you too will have to change."

With that, Sekomet threw the rock to the Mystica and disappeared. As soon as he touched the Metal, the Mystica lost his Half mystical part of him and became totally human. Suddenly, he could think of ways to turn this rock into tools or weapons and such.

He ran back to his village and told the other Mystica what had happened. Of course, the Mystica excepted him because they were peace loving. However, they warned not to use the Metal because they had heard wicked tales about Sekomet.

However, the Human ignored them and allowed his mate to touch it, making her half mystical self disappear. He then, created tools from the Metal and put them to use.

Years later, there were still Mystica but now they shared their world with a new race: Humans. Monthes before, Sekomet had showed Humans where to dig for metal and so the Humans had made wonderous things with them. Humans, by losing their Mystica selfs, were now able to think outside the box and invent new ways to work the land.

The Mystica However, did not agree with this and asked the Humans to stop. But the Humans took this badly, thinking that the Mystica wanted their tools. So Humans made weapons and declared war on their nieghbours.

No matter now hard the Mystica fought, Humans could reproduce more quickly, able to out think and had Metal on their side.

So when there were but only 4 Mystica left,
(A dragon, a Three headed dog, a unicorn and a phoenix)
They came together and asked the Gods for help. The Gods responed by bending the Mystica with Nature itself. The Dragon Mystica became the mountians, volcanoes, earthquakes and Thunderstorms. The Three headed dog Mystica became the Guardian of the dead and reaper of souls. The Unicorn Mystica became the pureness of children's hearts and the healer of mankind. (dispite that it was mankind who wiped the Mystica out) And last of all, The Phoenix Mystica became the force that no matter how much the Earth was hurt and no matter how long it took, it would always rise from the ashes, born anew.

And so the Mystica are all but gone now but they still live though the spirit of Nature, that they had loved so much....

Answer 3

There is a little known creature called the wishwash, which is found in underground lairs in low lying countryside. Its young hatch in December and can only live on nutrients found in fresh rainwater....so the parents at the dead of night fly high into the Stratosphere and urinate on the clouds causing heavy rain which lasts for at least the first three weeks of December, especially in the Northern Hemisphere.