Revenge of the Blonde
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to
hire herself out as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,"
he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about £50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything
she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
husband, "Does she realise that our porch goes all the
way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to
believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting
by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to
collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so
I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50
and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch,
it's a Ferrari".
2007-12-08 04:37:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
No I don't believe this blonde was smart! ROFLMAO
2007-12-08 04:58:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is just what I needed. A good laugh. Smart girl, she didn't have to work to hard. I've already emailed this to friends. Thanks
Did you hear about the hooker who told the guy she would do anything he wanted for a hundred dollars? He agreed, took her home, and said, "paint the house."
2007-12-08 04:56:20 · answer #2 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That company was on Dragons Den
2007-12-08 04:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was hilarious. Never assume I guess are very wise words in this case.
2007-12-08 06:05:20 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol, oops, guess he should have made it CLEAR what he wanted painted. I got to tell this one at work.
2007-12-08 06:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by SapphireB 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
HA Ha. What do you call an intelligent blonde? - A laborador
2007-12-08 04:42:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
dumb blond passing out come- uppences eh ? guffaw
2007-12-08 05:38:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Maybe she wasn't so dumb after all.
2007-12-08 11:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by Moe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
No she wasn't, but the story is funny
2007-12-08 04:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by heart6213a 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love it, The best laugh I had all day.
2007-12-08 05:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by jms043 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋