I rear ended a car this morning...
I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a
DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
2007-12-08 03:48:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Too funny Fisherman, thanks and another gold star for you!
2007-12-08 06:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! LOL.
Yes, we were involved in a fender bender last year. And as
the result, the jarring affected a nerve my back and hip that
now has me in a state where I can't stand for long or walk far
without pain that exhausts me. And to beat all, the woman
who rear ended us, took off and got out of sight before we
could even see her license plate. We figured she may have
either been driving without insurance/license, or she was
afraid of something. Maybe she'd had a few accidents already and was afraid of losing her license. Luckily we have
a mini van, rather than a compact or I'd have really been hurt
worse. She broke off our back bumper and it was barely
hanging on when we got home. My husband saw her through
his rear view mirror, and she was on her cell phone while
driving and he thought she had kids in back. I sure didn't need
another body ailment to keep me from being active. But life
takes some bad turns and we have to live with them unfor-
tunately.
2007-12-08 04:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had me hooked on that one... and yes, I also had a fender bender once, not my fault. to much ice on the road, it didn't even leave a mark, but it happened at the front gate of the base, in front of God and everybody! Just awful! Needless to say I was Grumpy!
2007-12-08 04:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a good friend who is vertically challenged. I am going to tell him this and if he hurts me I have every intention of hunting you down and inflicting some very unnice things on you.
God that was funny. It even took me a second to get it. Great joke, and a star for your efforts.
2007-12-09 07:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,,, good one.
Too many fender benders to count.
2007-12-08 17:22:02 · answer #5 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt very nice and you should have been paying attention...what were you doing on your cell phone?? Go figure...thats what happens to alot of people these days that was the worst thing that has ever been invented the Cell Phone...that has even caused death...next time think before you say and besides that it was your fault...
2007-12-08 04:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by hotmommadru 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And to think I really belived you, till I got to the end. I should have known better from you. TTTOOO Cute.!!!!
2007-12-08 11:24:12 · answer #7 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in kind of a bad mood until I read this....HAHA...it made me laugh...I almost had to wake my boyfriend up to tell it to him. Thanx for the joke
2007-12-08 03:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by iceyblue1986 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just gave me a few minutes of heavy laughter and I thank you my friend. That was just awesome.
2007-12-08 04:02:17 · answer #9 · answered by Christopher F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the comedian fisherman. Take another bow.
2007-12-08 06:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute -
I had to read other folks' responses tho', to 'get' it . . .
with dyslexia (for real) jokes have always been hard for me to understand - and impossible to remember and repeat . . .
thanx
2007-12-08 04:01:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋