- Looking for a Christmas gift for my ex-wife.
2007-12-08 03:25:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd just get her a fruit cake. She could train the zombie and use it against you
2007-12-08 03:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, they make great pets. For proof, watch the movie "Trilogy of Terror" with Karen Black. The last story shows a small zombie-like creature that would make an excellent gift for your former wife. Enjoy.
Make sure you tell her Merry Christmas
2007-12-08 11:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes but you must carefully train them. She will love it. She can make it do everything she doesn't want to do. Ooops! I hope she doesn't get a lot of Headaches-I don't know what it would be like to Make Love To a Zombie!
2007-12-08 12:15:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure, just dont leave your brain laying about or they will eat it and keep them in the yard because they tend to lumber about the neighborhood in slow motion and could get hit by a car while crossing the street.
2007-12-08 11:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by AKBOY 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
uh............no
2007-12-08 11:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by Someone 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋