Cant smoke marijuana but you can smoke cigs :)
2007-12-08 02:16:58
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answered by Anonymous
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In the early days of cars, the law was that you were supposed to get out of your car and at all intersections to look both ways and be certain there was nothing coming, then sound your horn three times and do another visual check in both directions before re-entering your vehicle and crossing the intersection. Luckily it didn't take them long to figure out how impractical this was, especially since at that time there were most likely only three cars in the whole county and the likelyhood that two of them might collide at a crossroads was what we scientists call "very very small".
2007-12-08 10:23:32
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answer #2
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answered by eggman 7
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Here, take your pick,,,,,,,
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:
It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
Willowdale, Oregon:
It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.
Oblong, Illinois:
It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
(Trust me if a man takes his wife fishing on their wedding day, he has an even bigger problem.)
Alexandria, Minnesota:
No man is allowed to make love with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath.
Ames, Iowa:
A man cannot have more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife, girlfriend, or significant other--- or holding her in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana:
Has a law banning all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they are nude.
Newcastle, Wyoming:
An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer.
Illinois:
A state law mandates that all bachelors should be called "master," not "mister," when addressed by their female counterparts.
Norfolk, Virginia:
A woman could not go out without wearing a corset. There was even a civil-service job, only for men, called "corset inspector."
Merryville, Missouri:
Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because the "privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
(This one either makes me want to stand up and scream, "Hallelujah!" or puke.)
Helena, Montana:
Law mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
Carlsbad, New Mexico:
It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break, as long as the vehicle has curtains drawn to discourage peeping Toms.
Florida:
State law says that if you are a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can not parachute on Sunday afternoons.
Cleveland, Ohio:
Woman aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. A man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't."
Tremont, Utah
No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
2007-12-08 10:52:56
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answered by Anonymous
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Banning Christmas displays in schools in the United States.
A country based on these ideals.
2007-12-08 10:18:54
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answered by Nvr2soon 6
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Putting salt on a railroad track will lead to the death penalty in Alabama
2007-12-08 10:19:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Parents are responsible for their kids until they turn 18, BUT, if your under 18 child chooses to pretend they handle being a parent and get pregnant, the ADULT parent cannot force the child NOT to keep the baby. THAT makes no sense to me at all.
2007-12-08 10:30:37
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answer #6
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answered by BikerChick 7
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Can't walk around with an ice cream cone in your pants pockets.
2007-12-08 10:18:53
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answered by Miss T 7
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to marry more than a girl
2007-12-08 12:20:37
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answer #8
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answered by hasafer 7
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crawling with the attempt to creep :)
2007-12-08 10:23:54
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answer #9
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answered by Dylanne 6
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kill all the stray dogs
2007-12-08 10:18:09
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answer #10
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answered by jovi 3
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