2007-12-08 01:53:56 · 23 answers · asked by Slasher 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
he would probably be a burglar so i wouldn't say anything, just hit him with a baseball bat!
2007-12-08 02:02:06 · answer #1 · answered by lentilsoupwithchillieater 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How should I know that the person would be Santa?
Probably he should present something magic... making him Santa... I would ask him something special...about my secret biggest desire for Christmas...obviously, he would know everything about it.
After that, I should call the ambulance... to check if I am deeply in a good health, especially mentally.
If the result would be a positive one, I should try to go with Santa to deliver presents to all my extended family members, to all my friends and enemies (of course, not with my real face)... I could imagine what great and unique experience would be...ho ho ho
Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!
2007-12-08 13:24:06 · answer #2 · answered by momotzange5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, I'm Brandon and I'm studying English at home. the last year I asked for a new computer to Santa, but he didn't bring it to me. Probably if I saw him at Chirstmas, I'd tell him "why didn't you bring me my computer?".
Greetings.
2007-12-08 10:01:34 · answer #3 · answered by Brändon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't be saying anything to him....
I'd give his beard a hard tug ;) to see if it was real or not.....if it wasn't real, then a swift kick between the legs will bring him down, then I'd leap on him, and use his belly as a trampoline....at the same time I would call the police on my mobile!! Merry Christmas xXx
2007-12-08 12:19:58 · answer #4 · answered by dot_on_the_horizon 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd asked him are all my presents under the tree or did you forget some, then I'd beg to go on the sleigh and I'd keep Rudolph as a pet.
blondie.
2007-12-08 11:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by blonddiva999 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would actually crap myself if there was a middleaged fat man dressed as santa in my house that just came down my chimney. I think I would kick him in the nads and call the police!
2007-12-08 10:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd offer him some cookies and milk and carrots for his reindeer. Then I'd encourage him to rest awhile and chit chat with me.
2007-12-08 10:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by kitkat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask if I could go with him to deliver presents. It'd be a great way to see the entire world. :o)
2007-12-08 10:02:05 · answer #8 · answered by superkate54 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that a wii in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?!
2007-12-08 10:02:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was you making the dog bark.
2007-12-08 10:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋