Which one makes you chuckle the most......or makes you burst out in laughter the most ?
2007-12-07 16:56:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I liked the Katrina weather machine/"bomb the leveys" ones.
2007-12-07 17:07:42 · update #1
It has to be the way everything is his fault.
I respect my President. I don't agree with some of the things that he has done, but I respect him and I don't think that I am by any means better informed than he is.
I think it's ridiculous that the first thing out of the Liberals mouths over Katrina was blaming Bush. Was it his fault that the French built the city below sea level? Is it his responsibility to put the city back up? And below sea level again? What is the city's responsibility? What is the state's responsibility? Is EVERYTHING Bush's fault?
But the big clincher has to be 9-11. Think about it. They all were mad about him getting into office and talking about what a dumb hillbilly he is. He's so stupid. Blah blah blah. I spent that first eight months ecstatic that Clinton was FINALLY gone. I was in heaven. Then 9-11. Instantly came the conspiracy theory. He's so dumb, but he planned 9-11 (hypocrisy at it's finest) Then, there is the fact that Clinton had inside information before he left office. Then, the number one thing... eight months is a very short period of time. Really. How could anyone plan and carry this out in that short of a time span? They were upset at how gentlemanly he conducted himself post 9-11. They were upset at his diplomacy. They lashed out.
2007-12-07 17:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by Jade 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
All of the options stated are facts except #2. None are "Dem conspiracy theories." 1 Bush does control the Justice department -- the President appoints the Attorney General 2. We've covered. 3. In fairness he only stole one election. 4. Bush did go AWOL. Well, he lost interest and was drinking too hard. 5. Bush is guilty of starting a war by lying about the presence of: WMD, Iraqi atomic weapons program, those mobile weapons labs that turned out to be artillery balloon fillers, etc, to start a war. And the list goes on. You might want to bone up on your current events
2016-05-22 03:01:40 · answer #2 · answered by marget 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Except most of the "bombing of the levees" conspiracy theories came from conservative-libertarians. Get a clue, moron.
Hmmm, having actually read a newspaper in the past decade, I can say without a doubt not one sane person (right or left) has ever claimed Bush started hurricane Katrina. You ppl are so wacked.
2007-12-08 16:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The one where the CIA heated the ocean in the Gulf of Mexico with a laser from outer space guiding Katrina towards New Orleans.
This is the one that makes laugh the most.
2007-12-08 00:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That Bush is a racist reptilian from outer space bent on using mind control to slowly take over the United States by cutting the population down.AKA Hurricane Katrina,Iraq War,9/11etc.
2007-12-07 17:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like the theory about how he conspired with his guards to sneak young, female government employees into his room for sexual favors. And then he claimed that I stalked him! Can you imagine the best-guarded man in the whole world being stalked by a girl? I was in the front row and he kissed me. He stained my blue dress and he wore the tie I gave him. Oh, Bill...
Bush? This is about Bush? Oh, never mind.
2007-12-07 17:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by Monica 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The way he was able to whip up Katrina out of a hat ..all by himself .
2007-12-07 17:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three words:
HALLIBURTON WEATHER MACHINE.
It caused Katrina, The Tidalwave that destroyed Indonesia and causes the fires in Malibu. I'm telling you Cheney is The Devil!
ETA: Dagonet; I saw that show and I saw the face Mike Myers made when Kanye West said that; OMFG! That was hilarious. He was like "WTF?!"
2007-12-07 17:11:19 · answer #8 · answered by sablelieger 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the one that says that there is video evidence of Osama bin laden entering a CIA helicopter sometime in 2004. and the laser beam one too.
2007-12-08 14:22:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes me chuckle the most is the fact that he tried lying to the American people AGAIN about Iran the same way he did with Iraq. But he won't fool us twice!! He is the worst president ever. What Does put a smile on my face is the fact that we dont have to put up with that polesmoker much longer.
2007-12-07 17:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by hatton 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋