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I just answered the door and a lady from down the street asked me if she could borrow some sour cream. As I was getting it out of the refrigerator she pinched my butt! I am over 6'2 and 42 years old. She is like 4' nothing and had to have come over on Noah's Ark. I'm shocked! LOL

2007-12-07 16:56:26 · 14 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Well I think you get the award for the best story today! wow...bet you felt ...uh...a little weird! Did she even blush?! Or say anything at all?
But to answer your original question...yes, someone HAS left me speechless recently, but in a very sweet & flattering way. Sorry yours was so .... Strange!

2007-12-07 17:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by SuziQ211 7 · 0 0

LMFAO! Now that would have been a sight to see!

Someone has left me speechless lots lately. I think I may have done the same to him too just the other day, well he wasn't exactly speechless, I think his words later were something like "when I heard that I almost wrecked"... lol We were talking on the phone while he was driving.

2007-12-08 01:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO! what an experinece ja and nope no ones left me speechless latley guess my neighbor must come over for some sour cream LOL!

2007-12-08 04:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by chelsea m 2 · 0 0

Nothing that exciting, but it basically left me speechless today when a man at the grocery store called me a bi*tch because he ran into the side of my grocery cart.

2007-12-08 17:14:57 · answer #4 · answered by Sara 5 · 0 0

Oh Randy, get over it!

Give the old lady a thrill. It could have been worse, she could have pinched something else. OUCH!! lmao

And, don't pretend like you didn't enjoy it, either!! lol

2007-12-08 01:05:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

me speechless??? doesn't happen too often lol...I can't remember the last time actually.....but I'm still picturing your neighbor pinching your bottom...she must have liked "the daddy"...haha

2007-12-08 03:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hi Randy, Hehehehe That is sooo funny i almost pee my self.
At least the old girl still has it. You might be surprised. Lol
A Friend,
poppy1

2007-12-08 01:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0 0

Might as well face it, Randy. You are just a chick magnet. And you not only attract chicks, you also attract old hens.

2007-12-08 01:11:28 · answer #8 · answered by ♪♫♪The♪♫♪ Duchess 7 · 2 0

Not me, but I bet anything that you enjoyed every second of it.

2007-12-08 08:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 0 0

oh my....wow. lol

yeah. and i hate when people leave me speechless. cuz i just kinda sit there looking stupid.

2007-12-08 01:01:15 · answer #10 · answered by Smuckers 4 · 0 0

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