This is what I do. I catch a fly with my bare hand. Yes I gotta be very quick!! I then go to the kitchen sink with the fly still moving inside my closed fist. I throw the fly onto the sink with all the power I have. The impact sends the poor little bug into a deep coma (or perhaps causes a brain haemorrhage). I think open the tap and send it down to hell. That's for trying to sabotage my food and storing filth around me. So long!
2007-12-07 16:48:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Back in the day, tying a light string to one of its legs while it was stunned made for a decent balloon-substitute. Particularly large flies were capable of flying with a tiny banner attached to the string. The teacher monitoring study hall never knew quite what to do when a fly passed by with some derogatory message trailing behind it.
It always ended with a crash landing and vengeful foot.
2007-12-07 16:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by Less is Less 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh I hate that! Go-nats and some smaller mosquitos fly right through that cheap grasshopper food (fiberglass) screen. I've sprayed the screen with bug repellant at night, it seems to work okay. It's better than spraying myself or the bed. I'm looking into getting screen with smaller holes... like mosquito netting!
2016-05-22 03:01:01 · answer #2 · answered by marget 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a couple bug zappers that are the size and shape of a tennis racket. AWESOME device. Fries them in a heartbeat. This is the kind of tennis that starts with LOVE, to fry.
2007-12-07 16:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can catch flies too. I quit doing it though cuz' I couldn't STAND smashing them in my hand. But now that you've given me a new idea, it's time to retire the fly swatter!!!!!
:0)
2007-12-07 16:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by skrzych 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont mess with them at first..until they F with me to long then I catch them...yes with my hand and I rip the stupid wings off and find the nearest ant bed:)toodles
2007-12-07 16:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh were alike except I use my best friend a FLAMETHROWER! or a pistol, knife etc... NO LIVING IDIOT will live to eat my food unless it can sue me! lol if you really like to send flies to hell then show them what its like by gettin one on fire ive always wanted to see a flying bug thats on fire lol!!! just kidding but now since ive talked about it... lol
2007-12-07 16:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by 74 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wait patiently for them to ensnare themselves in my web then take my time devouring them. Mmmm, tasty morsels.
2007-12-07 17:08:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I invoke the infield fly rule... sucka
2007-12-07 16:53:14 · answer #8 · answered by JustN45 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I catch them in my hand, then shake them to stun them before squashing them with my thumb.
2007-12-07 16:56:21 · answer #9 · answered by sablelieger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But it's going to heaven now.
2007-12-07 16:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋