Haha, I have had a history of embarrassing moments while farting. I think the most embarrassing time was when I was in 5th grade and we were having our End-of-Year Exams in the Gym and I farted so loudly that one kid actually yelled 'Are we being attacked?!'. I don't think my face has ever been so red!
2007-12-07 16:48:23
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answered by Karbs 2
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Band practice.
I was tooting on the trumpet, only to remember that I can only play drums! It sounded awful. I was so embarassed, I quit the band right then and there.
And then I farted on my way out.
2007-12-07 16:45:22
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answered by kappa 1
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I'm a guy. Tooting is not embarrassing for a guy. Unless, of course, it's a silent one, or a runny one.
2007-12-07 16:41:01
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answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7
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Also in a class once. It was awful. In a moment of silence right after some idiot had been arguing with the teacher and made some lame point....people laughed...it was really terrible...funny as all get out but really terrible...
2007-12-07 16:41:35
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answered by heart o' gold 7
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I work in the hospital-one time I was waiting while the nurse cleaned up an incontinent patient and just as she finished I let a real stinker! I had to tell her it was me so she didn't have to check the patient again!
2007-12-07 16:41:23
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answered by barbara 7
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when i did it in that half waking half sleeping state and my boyfriend was already up and reading the newspaper next to me in bed. i was soooo embarassed i didn't know whether to wake up and face the shame or just play dead until i fell back asleep!!!
eventually he pulled my card and told me to just get up *blushing* there was no sense in hiding my face and that we wouldn't discuss it, but that i WOULD start adding SOMETHING to my diet to keep my butt quiet while he was trying to read the stock quotes over a hot cup of coffee... he also added that if i ever let one rip like that again he was going to HAVE to give me a run for my money and SHOW me HOW it is PROPERLY DONE!!! (i never tried him on that)
2007-12-07 16:44:48
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answered by Lookin4Neo 2
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In elementary school, like second grade I was next in line to go to the bathroom (#2...) and I couldn't contain gas. So I farted. And the whole class heard it and laughed. Then the kid next to me was like, "Was that YOU?" I just walked quickly into the bathroom and didn't answer the question lol.
2007-12-07 16:40:44
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answered by Rachel 4
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Well I don't think I will tell you that now will I? :) Too personal. And also I don't think I have embarrased myself.
2007-12-07 16:45:16
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answered by Kym M 6
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On my first "movie date" with my, now, husband. We were sitting on my couch..all snuggled up, and I guess I nodded out for a split second, and *PFFFFFT*, yikes! I don't know what was redder...the wine we were drinking, or my face LOL.
2007-12-07 16:44:03
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answered by :-) 6
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I don't get embarrased- I laugh it it could be heard.
2007-12-07 16:41:09
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answered by K.T. 5
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