2007-12-07 15:59:53 · 13 answers · asked by afreeman20035252 5 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Cirric is right. The aliens invade furtively at first. They amass their initial fortunes by peddling clothes, knick-knacks, and medical elixirs that don't work. Then they move into banking, then into the government bureaucracy, taking over all the key positions of power.
Then they buy up the mass media and use it to make sure that the Earthlings don't ever hear anything about aliens that the aliens don't want them to hear. They buy the major publishing companies and refuse to publish books by authors who try to sound the alarm. They rabble-rouse on college campuses, creating organizations that heckle and intimidate anyone who says anything contrary to their interests.
They use their money to bribe legislators, so that they will get the kinds of laws they want. They send their minions to "guide" our policemen in how to recognize criminals and on how to "correctly" do their jobs. They take over the government's judiciary, to make sure that anybody accused of "anti-alien-ism" is convicted and thoroughly punished.
They corrupt the government so much that it will ignore its own laws while hordes of other kinds of aliens enter the country from elsewhere. The aliens want this to happen because their own differences will be less noticeable when the country's population isn't just one race of humans and a group of aliens who imitate humans with varying degrees of success. The immigration of other races into the country helps the aliens to be sneakier.
Yes, this has already happened. You know who the aliens are. They pretend to be a religious community who just happens to own a whole foreign country and who just happens to control the money systems in use by all the industrialized nations. The aliens want you to believe that it's all, you know, coincidence? And they don't want you to discover that they, or some of them, kill human children and use their blood in their alien magic rituals, either.
2007-12-07 17:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by elohimself 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would do the crank that dance to see if that would help communications. If it didn't I would keep doing it anyway because I am terrible at it and I wouldn't want to be destroyed by invading hostile aliens without learning how to do the dance.
Or I would try to arrange a deal, like, we will give you all our icecream if you do not destroy us hostile aliens.
2007-12-07 16:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
From a Brit perspective, I think we already have hostile aliens on this planet (no names, no pack drill, some people get touchy).
2007-12-08 10:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by celtish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't matter what I would do, because I'd be either dead or in slavery. If an alien species exists, and is able to get to Earth from somewhere else in the universe, that means that they have technology vastly beyond our capabilities, which means they'd kick our butts in no time.
2007-12-07 19:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by numbnuts 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Abet them, in any way I could. The human race richly deserves destruction.
2007-12-08 00:51:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aliens capable of coming to our planet are obviously far more technologically advanced than we are. So no matter what we thought of to defend ourselves, they'd probably be able to counter it.
So what would I do? Probably die.
2007-12-07 17:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Scott Evil 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi. Aliens? There are humans that already fit that description and we don't seem to be able to even fix THAT problem.
2007-12-07 16:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by Cirric 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would gather up an army and try to kill the aliens
2007-12-07 16:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by sumhow 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would turn off the tv. I have seen that movie one too many times. It's booooring.
2007-12-07 16:05:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would invest in Reynold's aluminum.
2007-12-07 16:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by Brant 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋