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In third grade, when the teacher asked me a question and I answered it.

2007-12-07 23:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 1 0

First off, I inhaled, many times and more than one type of smokable. I tripped the universe more than once and refuse to lie about it. But what really killed my political career is that I refuse to be bought by Corporate America!

2007-12-07 16:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by inkgddss 5 · 0 0

When I left a NY job for the day at a young age, and signed everyone's petitions. Several years later, when I applied for a Federal position, I was told I'd signed a petition for the Communist Party. I didn't have a clue.

2007-12-07 16:33:54 · answer #3 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 1 0

When I first opened my mouth to speak a few, baby words....

WHOA! I was wrong all these years!!!

Thats exactly what politicians do NOW!!! Gurgle, when stuck for a pointed question...
Speak unintelligible words when making promises they KNOW they'll never keep.....
Drool at anything in a skirt(or pants these days)...
Fondle breasts....Clinton was so good at THAT...
Toddle around on the floor...especially in the Oval Office(Clinton again)...
Try to climb up on things...politicians do it on someone's back
Break things...as in promises...
Poop in their pants....especially in a Presidential Candidate debate...
Potty train...think tanks have been helping them with that forever...
Yelling...at FEMA
Getting into things they shouldn't....Watergate

List goes on forever.....

You damn right, I never ruined my chances...just didn't see the advantages I had as a politician, as a child....

Elysabeth Faslund...Poemhunter.com

2007-12-07 16:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by Elysabeth 7 · 1 0

When I chose to try out some Yogic flying and hurt my knees, The Natural Law Party sounded good up till that point.

2007-12-07 20:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When I refused to choose between Troskyism and Marxist-Leninism at high school. A true story of France. They are slowly disappearing, thank you.

2007-12-07 21:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Annabella-VInylist 7 · 1 0

Most of my answers here could possibly be spun to have a negative affect on any political ambitions I might have

2007-12-07 15:40:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

properly, if I base my answer while in comparison with people who've held workplace earlier i might say that I actually have a super risk for a political occupation! i will drink, do drugs, lie, cheat & scouse borrow with the main suitable of them. (sarcasm)

2016-10-01 03:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by delsignore 4 · 0 0

When I inhaled and had sex with that woman, or possibly when I was born in Texas, but not the son of an oil billionaire.

2007-12-07 16:04:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When I turned down the very 1st bribe

2007-12-07 17:01:09 · answer #10 · answered by Andrew M 6 · 1 0

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