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quite possibly because while three crab fisherman tried desperatly to save thier lives from the terrible storm, the hook attached to the reel flew off into the sea. unfortunatly it go stuck in another fish, which later was discovered by some poor man 100 miles downstream two days later. he was so shocked he suffered a heart attack, and the same person that found him also found the hook. thinking that the man's death could have had something to do with it or the fish it was imbedded in, the hook was taken to the local police where it was promply thrown in the garbage after it was discovered that the old man had nothing to do with it. unfortunatly, the garbage bag did not hold and ripped when the garbage man tried to empty it into the dumpster. it caught on your car door and is now lodged in it.

Or you stuck it in there to make for an amusing anectdote for an upcoming Christmas party.

that was the most creative ive been in six hours.

2007-12-09 15:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I think the better question is-Why is your car door handle at the end of my hook? Well???

2007-12-08 16:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Captain Hook was trying to steal your car.

2007-12-07 15:18:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I hooked you on my backcast while I was fly fishing. Do you drive a Plymouth Baracuda or an AMC Marlin?

2007-12-09 13:49:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Beware, Pirates are on the
move, trying to steal all your
Christmas presents you just
bought !! Good thing you
installed the Club !! They
would have taken your car.

2007-12-07 15:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 1 0

The rod is probably unhooked. You will have to remove door panel to get to it. They are pretty tough to get to, might want to let a mechanic handle it.

2016-04-08 00:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Did you piss off "Captain Hook" and he just messed up while trying to "jack" your car????

2007-12-07 15:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sorry, I was casting and I swung it to far back. Hey, do you think I can have my hook back now? Pretty please, with a cherry on top. I need to catch breakfast and that's my only hook. Thanks.

2007-12-07 16:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A fisherman with bad aim?

2007-12-07 15:18:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Be thankful you're still alive.

2007-12-07 15:24:19 · answer #10 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

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