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Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the
breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in
bed either,"
and storms out of the house.
After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make
amends
and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings,
and the
irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the
phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"

2007-12-07 13:15:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

20 answers

Good for her~! I would do the same damned thing, wouldn't you? There are just some things one should never say to ones' love! That is for sure. Phil

2007-12-07 16:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would be mad if I was the wife I would cussed to be honest like bytch don't worry about what I was doing I didn't anwser you ******* calls but I did n e way that's what heappen

2007-12-07 13:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by jackie T 1 · 2 0

You seem to have a thing about nasty, stupid and cuckold men, but your jokes are hilarious, thank you

2007-12-07 17:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by inthedark 5 · 3 0

Like it! Especially since you posted the question on 'Senior Citizens.' Keep your pecker up, is my advice to him.

2007-12-07 20:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 3 0

Well, they always say that it's best to get a second opinion! Chuckles !!!!!

2007-12-07 17:08:16 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2 0

I'd offer to help with the consultation.

2007-12-07 13:28:22 · answer #6 · answered by Beau R 7 · 4 0

Good for her too. That will learn him to open his big mouth.

2007-12-07 13:28:46 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4 0

Good one ! Lets have another.

2007-12-07 19:22:35 · answer #8 · answered by flamingo 6 · 2 0

I wonder how he feels now HaHa

2007-12-07 14:13:20 · answer #9 · answered by Livelife 5 · 2 0

nope. men can be nasty, mean, dirt eating scumbags....no ofefence to the "good" men out there.

2007-12-07 13:26:06 · answer #10 · answered by alyssa 3 · 3 1

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