I need workers people. What will your job be and why should I hire you??
I will be the evil media mogul CEO and Editor.
2007-12-07 12:47:20 · 16 answers · asked by jeenious 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I can do double duty. I can be the mascot, and the massage therapist, keeping everyone relaxed after you've harassed them all day. I really do do that.
2007-12-07 13:09:37 · answer #1 · answered by dark bubble 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hire me for health and Beauty. I work in a salon- have my license. I'm also a vegetarian- so I can give some great healthy- good tasting recipes. LoveThe Big Lebowski by the way!
2007-12-07 20:50:30 · answer #2 · answered by K.T. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be the delivery boy.
You need someone to deliver your magazines. You have to have some income from sales to cover all these workers who have offered their skilled (& I dare say, expensive) services!
2007-12-07 20:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
See???? I knew there was hope!
My resume is my profile.
Since you're CEvilO, you tell me.
(I'm thinking I'll have a monthly column,
named "(P)sychosis & (S)atire". Also,
I'll do extensive "think pieces" and
points-of-interest articles, alternating
months.)
Here's a toast to the idea!
2007-12-07 21:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by rockman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will be your customer service rep since that's what I do for living. You will need someone to answer the phone, handle transactions, and process payments.
2007-12-07 21:04:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll take care of the books since I am an accountant.
2007-12-07 20:49:12 · answer #6 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll write the animal articles. Hire me because, well, I'm a cat! Who knows animals better!?
2007-12-07 20:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Advice Column â¥â¥â¥and cuz I'm hot
2007-12-07 20:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd like to be a Top Report........ Hey, wait!!! This is a trick question isn't it!!!?
Would you consider hiing me as a nude, middle-aged beer-gut model?
2007-12-07 20:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'll be the photographer cuz I'm such a shutterbug.
2007-12-07 20:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by Sword Lily 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋