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Real quick....what can I tell my wife tonight that will get me in?

2007-12-07 10:59:18 · 31 answers · asked by SmoothD 3 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

31 answers

Let her know that you know that you are not the easiest person to love and that you are so glad that she has stuck by you, because without her, your life would mean nothing.

2007-12-07 11:05:31 · answer #1 · answered by replexgirl 6 · 0 0

SmoothD, you selfish arrogant man! You want a quick answer so you can have a quick, self-satisfying session with your poor wife tonight. Shame on you!
Learn to make love like a real man. Did you bring her to a mind-blowing orgasm last time? Obviously not, or you would have no need to ask this question!
A quick tip tho.....tell her at least twice a day that you love her....and do something at least once a day to prove it! May I also suggest you read my article, "on microwaves and pressure-cookers". It's on my website, www.whatevershewants.com
Men and women are quite different in their sexual needs. Educate yourself, then enjoy a lifetime of truly fulfilling sex, not just a quickie once a week!

2007-12-07 19:16:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Okay..tell her this...

"Honey, I did all of the laundry, loaded the dishwasher, bathed the kids, paid all the bills, read the kids stories, put them to bed, fed the dog, lit candles and put on music in the bedroom, the bed is turned down and I have a warm bottle of lotion waiting for you when you get out of the bubble bath. My mouth is ready to go for at least an hour and I'll let you sleep in til noon tomorrow"

Say all that, wiggle your eyebrows and give her a big smile!

Good luck :)

2007-12-07 19:06:34 · answer #3 · answered by oracleofohio 7 · 3 0

Women want the men to help with the day to day stuff. Do half the laundry and dishes and just do half of everything she does when she's doing it. Do everything together. Most women want that, a true partner in every aspect of everyday life.
If you do that then I guarantee you won't have to lie or trick her to get in her good graces.

2007-12-07 19:10:40 · answer #4 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 0 0

Real quick I DONT HAVE A CLUE. even given time to think I come up with the same answer. dude men have been asking this forever and a day. and you want it real quick... oh wait ...SHE DOESNT. I do know that. lol lol

2007-12-07 19:55:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what do women want?

someone who isn't looking for a "Real quick....what can I tell my wife tonight that will get me in?"

someone who will take time for her and be patient with her. someone who truly cares.

2007-12-07 19:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by jen19music 4 · 0 0

I second the first answer of ATTENTION and AFFECTION. Those are always two winners in my book coming from my husband. Notice someting positive about her and mention it. Stare at her. Listen to her. Compliment her. Put her on a pedestool. Make her feel appreciated and like you're so lucky to be the one with her. Aknowledge that she could be with another guy if she wanted to, but she chose you and that means a lot to you.

2007-12-07 19:06:37 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 2 · 0 0

Compliment her!! Tell her that she is SO beautiful that you can't keep your hands off of her because she is the sexiest person you've ever seen!! Tell her that some insignificant pert of her body is beautiful. It'll make her think that you notice the small things.

Now go get her Tiger!!

2007-12-07 19:04:58 · answer #8 · answered by Jess 6 · 0 0

Don't go with anything cheesy and general, it has to be specific to her. Think of something she did today and tell her it reminded you of how much you love her. Like if she did something great at work, tell her she's brilliant and a firecracker and you're lucky to have her. Or if she cooked something nice, tell her she's amazing and you don't know what you'd do without her cooking. Something like that.

2007-12-07 19:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by quincy 3 · 0 0

She is your wife and you still ask about what to tell her to get you in???? WOW! you got a long way to go and to learn buddy. (Why do people get married before they completely know the person?) Just curious.

2007-12-07 19:06:28 · answer #10 · answered by caliguy_30 5 · 1 0

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