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If you do the maths you realize that regardless of how many people of which sex share a toilet, the fairest method is simply to leave the seat wherever it is when you've finished.

2007-12-07 10:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

See, what you don't understand is that men lift the seat to do one thing. They also put the seat DOWN to do another. Women do both with the seat down, so not only are 3 our of 4 things done while SITTING, but it's a seat. If it weren't MEANT to be put down, it would be all smooth and decorative on the bottom...not the top.

2007-12-07 10:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa E 6 · 4 0

Its impossible to teach a woman to....
not put the lid back on the toothpaste
to constantly have your hands down your pants-adjusting
drink milk from the bottle
ogle her best friend
envy yer best mates-wife -job-car-etc
understand the offside rule
to fall asleep straight after sex
I could go on but theres not enough hours in the day!

2007-12-07 10:44:10 · answer #3 · answered by Virgo 3 · 4 0

See, you have it backwards. Whereas a man can go when the seat is up, hence the ability to bend at both the waist and knees and be able to sit, a woman can't use the toilet if the seat is up. So perhaps YOU'RE the one who ought to return it to the position you found it in.

2007-12-07 10:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 2 1

thats disgusting. the reason us women put the seat down is because we believe in the word SANITARY. do you know every time you flush the toilet it sprays up particles of whatever is in the toilet 3-5 feet away? maybe you guys like to leave the seat up so you can spray your urine around the room, claiming the territory as your own, but personally I'd rather not brush my teeth with a s.h.i.t. covered toothbrush.

2007-12-07 10:38:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I'm so sorry you're having a bad day...would an attitude adjustment help?

You seem to have known some women who were not very into compromising...

2007-12-07 14:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1 0

Its impossible to teach women to ever be wrong

2007-12-07 10:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by Ames 3 · 2 0

To leave you alone for the first 15 to 20 minutes when you first get home so you can collect your wits.

That if the garbage needs taking out, then don't nag me about it, take it out.

To actually get the corners when they mow the lawn... I hate it when I have to set down my beer to actually get up and touch up the lawn for her.

That tuna noodle cassarole really does taste terrible and you never ever want it again.

2007-12-07 10:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by Tzadiq 6 · 0 1

such as you may prepare a canines to roll over or bypass get a ball. please! if she leaves it down stop being so rattling lazy and bring up it up your self once you ought to. we placed it back off each and every of the time because of the fact men in no way study to place the seat down.

2016-12-10 15:53:18 · answer #9 · answered by melgoza 4 · 0 0

to read the messages men leave in the toilet after they finish

2007-12-07 18:48:47 · answer #10 · answered by Mis 2 · 0 1

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